Members TheGreatGreen Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 I really don't find those "sexy while cooking" pics attractive at all. If you want to cook something for me, then cook something and I'll eat it and like you more because of it. Afterwards, if you want to get down, then we'll get down and again I'll like you more for it as well... but don't mix the two. I once saw this softcore sex scene where these two really fat, disgusting people were covering themselves in condiments and stuff and eating it off each other. It was like a train wreck I couldn't look away from. Haven't been able to think about food or sex at the same time since then. It was awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 I really don't find those "sexy while cooking" pics attractive at all. If you want to cook something for me, then cook something and I'll eat it and like you more because of it. Afterwards, if you want to get down, then we'll get down and again I'll like you more for it as well... but don't mix the two. I once saw this softcore sex scene where these two really fat, disgusting people were covering themselves in condiments and stuff and eating it off each other. It was like a train wreck I couldn't look away from. Haven't been able to think about food or sex at the same time since then. It was awful. Dont have to be smearing food around, especially FATTYS. Just a nice chick cooking in the kitchen with an apron & little else. Want a good image? The movie Color of Night; Jane March in the kitchen cooking... oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Donarskjold Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 The only way to be sexy while cooking is to do it in the nude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members favata5 Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 shes too damn bubbly!! but at least shes not sickly thin! Id bite her toenails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rho Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Her and Giada Back to back.. you got to love Food Network.. My friend just got back from a convention in Florida and Giada was there... he said she was more stunning in person.. if that's even possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGreatGreen Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Maybe you don't understand just what kind of evil power this scene had. I mean it was a nightmarish, planets aligning, hypnotizing kind of bad that can't be expressed with mere words. To this day I haven't seen anything more disturbing, and I've seen a lot. Although I gotta say, the scene in Anchor Man where Ron Burgundy is fantasizing about Christina Applegate cooking for him in the kitchen wearing only the apron was fun to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Donarskjold Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Sounds scary. Now where do you think I could find this particular film? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGreatGreen Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 I never saw the title of it. I was channel surfing. I just kind of happened upon it and it was so bad I couldn't turn away. After a while I literally had one of those "superhero struggle in a comic book" moments where I was doing the "must..... turn..... channel............ images.... too... strong.... powerless against them... must...... regain control...." and I finally turned away and changed the channel, too sickened to find out what I'd seen. Okay, so maybe I wasn't that dramatic about it, but I didn't get the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThrashmetalErik Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Dunno, I think the same...Must be the lips and the enormous mouth. :-P-Joe you know what those are good for:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGreatGreen Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 you know what those are good for:thu: talking loudly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shegobblescock Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 99/100 of you dudes would drill her if she had spinach stuck between her teeth and a corndog hanging out her ass-- sheesh, give me a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Donarskjold Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 I LUV this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Maybe you don't understand just what kind of evil power this scene had. I mean it was a nightmarish, planets aligning, hypnotizing kind of bad that can't be expressed with mere words. To this day I haven't seen anything more disturbing, and I've seen a lot. Although I gotta say, the scene in Anchor Man where Ron Burgundy is fantasizing about Christina Applegate cooking for him in the kitchen wearing only the apron was fun to watch. LMAO, i know what you mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SciFiGuy Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 99/100 of you dudes would drill her if she had spinach stuck between her teeth and a corndog hanging out her ass-- sheesh, give me a break. Mmmmm...corndog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 They could borrow some NUT-meg if they asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Ill volunteer a big {censored}in SALAMI.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rocztar Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 The only way to be sexy while cooking is to do it in the nude. Then you have to worry about spattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 496dart Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Shes ok looking , but her mini-sausage tits turn me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Shes ok looking , but her mini-sausage tits turn me off.we call em Elephant Ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members omni Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 She reminds me of a pot bellied pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ultrahighgain Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 She reminds me of a pot bellied pig.So you're saying you'd hit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rocztar Posted March 12, 2007 Members Share Posted March 12, 2007 Shes ok looking , but her mini-sausage tits turn me off. "Mmmmmm.....sausage.....(insert Homer Simpson drooling noise)...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gennation Posted March 12, 2007 Members Share Posted March 12, 2007 She looks like Kelly Ripa with brown hair, that's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted March 12, 2007 Members Share Posted March 12, 2007 naaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stratboy151 Posted March 12, 2007 Members Share Posted March 12, 2007 you guys wouldnt last here on long island, pretty much every girl here sounds like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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