Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I got this as an E-mail that a friend sent me. Thought it was good and I'd share. When girls don't put out! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ive read that before but it still gives me a chuckle. Women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Awake77 Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ive read that before but it still gives me a chuckle. Women. Ya, can't kill 'em, and ya can't {censored} beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ya, can't kill 'em, and ya can't {censored} beer If someone figured out a way to {censored} beer, women would be completely obsolete. Oh to dream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ive read that before but it still gives me a chuckle. Women. me too, but it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members atbear Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I got this as an E-mail that a friend sent me. Thought it was good and I'd share. When girls don't put out! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 If someone figured out a way to {censored} beer, women would be completely obsolete. Oh to dream... I'm pretty sure we can {censored} beer. What they haven't figured out is how to get beer to do anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure we can {censored} beer. What they haven't figured out is how to get beer to do anal. BRILLIANT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shredison Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 This is genius im trying this today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aeckhart Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure we can {censored} beer. What they haven't figured out is how to get beer to do anal.Get it really...drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zehn Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Distortion788 Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure we can {censored} beer. What they haven't figured out is how to get beer to do anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure we can {censored} beer. What they haven't figured out is how to get beer to do anal.ROFLMAFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 This is genius im trying this today The only down side is, even if you win, you lose... Such is how it is, when dealing with chicks. PS No matter how good looking they are, somewhere in the world is some dude who's sick of their {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DoubleBarrel Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm pretty sure we can {censored} beer. What they haven't figured out is how to get beer to do anal.And if you could, you wouldn't wanna do A2M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phishmonkey Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 I got this as an E-mail that a friend sent me. Thought it was good and I'd share. When girls don't put out! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! There's girls here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 And if you could, you wouldn't wanna do A2M Bitter beer face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slash81291 Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 seen it before. very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Richard Guy Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Try opening up a 'half-way' house for girls who won't go 'all the way' ;^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 There's girls here? Not sure, though I have witnessed some girlie-man nonsense, and just wanted to cover the bases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Try opening up a 'half-way' house for girls who won't go 'all the way' ;^) That would be like a quarter-way house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members again with this Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 That was great Zach. Actual lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zachman Posted March 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 That was great Zach. Actual lol.Sup Bro,Hope all is well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members again with this Posted March 21, 2007 Members Share Posted March 21, 2007 Sup Bro, Hope all is well. all is truly well. I am blessed to have the problems I have. Band seems to have finally found a drummer. I may yet get back out of the garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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