Members chrisman926 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 with a paintball gun. He was a rotweiler that kept tearing through my fence to get to my golden retriever in heat. I have warned the owners several times to keep him away from my house, but I looked outside this morning and he was coming under the fence. So I grabbed my paintball gun after he was in my yard and shot him about 50 times before he got out. I hope I did the right thing, I feel bad for the dog but his owers need to realize that I could have used lead instad of paint. I don't expect to see him around my house anymore. He was howling and crying all the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gibsgstd1999 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 with a paintball gun. He was a rotweiler that kept tearing through my fence to get to my golden retriever in heat. I have warned the owners several times to keep him away from my house, but I looked outside this morning and he was coming under the fence. So I grabbed my paintball gun after he was in my yard and shot him about 50 times before he got out. I hope I did the right thing, I feel bad for the dog but his owers need to realize that I could have used lead instad of paint. I don't expect to see him around my house anymore. He was howling and crying all the way home. haha. "HIGH FIVE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RG550 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Good one Captain Cockblock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MetalGuitar08 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Good one Captain Cockblock! The owners wanted to have sex with the dog, but now because he shot it, the dog does not want to anymore?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Good one Captain Cockblock! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members deepblue Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Should have shot the owners I think...with leaded paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RG550 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 The owners wanted to have sex with the dog, but now because he shot it, the dog does not want to anymore?? You dont understand what a cockblock is. This should clear it up http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockblock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoean Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Nice! What color did you spray 'em up? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 rg550, normally if you have to explain a joke, its not funny. not true here! that was funny as {censored}, and {censored} is very very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stephen Colbert Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 I moved into my old house years ago. The neighbors dog used to chase me into my own house. One time he bit my leg as I was getting out my car door. So grabbed an ax from the garage (and not a guitar axe mind you) and chased his ass back across my property. The dog was hit & killed by a car the next day. I felt bad ...I wanted to kill his ass with that axe instead. ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -todgemistro- Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Good one Captain Cockblock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrisman926 Posted March 25, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 i painted him yellow and blue, i kinda feel bad but i don't want a bunch of fuzzy blond rotweilers in 3 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amiller Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 with a paintball gun. He was a rotweiler that kept tearing through my fence to get to my golden retriever in heat. I have warned the owners several times to keep him away from my house, but I looked outside this morning and he was coming under the fence. So I grabbed my paintball gun after he was in my yard and shot him about 50 times before he got out. I hope I did the right thing, I feel bad for the dog but his owers need to realize that I could have used lead instad of paint. I don't expect to see him around my house anymore. He was howling and crying all the way home. The dog was just doing what dogs do. I wish you had painted the damn owners instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inspector 71 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 i painted him yellow and blue, i kinda feel bad but i don't want a bunch of fuzzy blond rotweilers in 3 months you could have sold them for 100 bucks a pop and not had to pay a stud fee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ESL94 Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 NICE! I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Romanian Reaper Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 i painted him yellow and blue, i kinda feel bad but i don't want a bunch of fuzzy blond rotweilers in 3 months Ahhh, the old Michigan "M GO BLUE" dog attack method. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrtokai Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 You would have probably been taken to court for that over here and rightfully so, you cannot shoot a dog with paintballs, idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bopper Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 You did the right thing. This puts you squarely in the same league as Atticus Finch, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lord ToneKing Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Better be careful there. You could face some legal action if your neighbors want to be pricks. I don't blame you personally but some people are just jackasses. Did you see the thread where the dudes were going around peppering people with their paintball guns?? Just be careful dude:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ihave27frets Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 50 times? Why wouldnt you just call animal control? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stephen Colbert Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 You would have probably been taken to court for that over here and rightfully so, you cannot shoot a dog with paintballs, idiot. But you can chase his ass with an axe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bopper Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 50 times? Why wouldnt you just call animal control? Because he was too busy shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danbronson Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 My money's on your neighbors being incredibly pissed and possibly taking legal action. I certainly don't blame you for shooting the dog, but you gotta understand the consequences of that. You can argue that it was the only safe solution though to not having unwanted puppies (as that dog would probably attack you had you tried to physically restrain it). Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danbronson Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 50 times? Why wouldnt you just call animal control? Paintballs are faster than dogs having sex. Dogs having sex are faster than animal control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulintheuk Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 Hell I guess it could have been worse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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