Members The Slasher Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 Like you're at this bar playing this brutal riff written by satan himself and this old guy's head just explodes because he couldn't handle the brutalness of your tone, and this lady sees it all happen and feels her eggs pop and screams, now is that your fault because your tone was just too brutal? Has this ever happend to someone? I guess such thing wouldn't exactly be the cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sardocasm Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 What are you talking about? That is the ultimate goal of teh BRUTALZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 No such thing as too br00tal. If that happened, its just cause the bitch was a lightweight. Duh. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ssereb Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 I plug my guitar into a 12-gauge shotgun. {censored} amps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 Like you're at this bar playing this brutal riff written by satan himself and this old guy's head just explodes because he couldn't handle the brutalness of your tone, and this lady sees it all happen and feels her eggs pop and screams, now is that your fault because your tone was just too brutal?Has this ever happend to someone? I guess such thing wouldn't exactly be the cool. You are probably confused because you got prompt answers to your questions. On "other" forums you tend to wait for weeks for some old {censored}er to wheeze "Epiphone is as good as USA Gibson QC wise!!" before falling back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Clinically Deaf Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 buy an ibanez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sardocasm Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 Then plug it directly into Oprah's asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 Then plug it directly into Oprah's asshole. I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thinkpad20 Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 On "other" forums you tend to wait for weeks for some old {censored}er to wheeze "Epiphone is as good as USA Gibson QC wise!!" before falling back to sleep. haha pwnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 I plug my guitar into a 12-gauge shotgun. {censored} amps. You should try yodeling into that shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Slasher Posted February 12, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 You are probably confused because you got prompt answers to your questions.On "other" forums you tend to wait for weeks for some old {censored}er to wheeze "Epiphone is as good as USA Gibson QC wise!!" before falling back to sleep. I think I would feel bad for the old guy because maybe he was just there to hear his favorite ballad and the lady was just there working. This would technically be the fault of satan, the inventor of the best guitar riffs. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ssereb Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 You should try yodeling into that shotgun. You should ease up on the Lead Paint Diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SevenString Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 Like you're at this bar playing this brutal riff written by satan himself and this old guy's head just explodes because he couldn't handle the brutalness of your tone, and this lady sees it all happen and feels her eggs pop and screams, now is that your fault because your tone was just too brutal? Has this ever happend to someone? I guess such thing wouldn't exactly be the cool. Did you have that naughty dream about Jack Black again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theGhost Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think I would feel bad for the old guy because maybe he was just there to hear his favorite ballad and the lady was just there working. This would technically be the fault of satan, the inventor of the best guitar riffs. I think. you're clearly misguided... you are feeling bad for this guy... but that is what TEH BR3WTULZZ iz all about n:o:ob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted February 12, 2008 Members Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think I would feel bad for the old guy because maybe he was just there to hear his favorite ballad and the lady was just there working. This would technically be the fault of satan, the inventor of the best guitar riffs. I think. The flying spaghetti monster invented brutal tone. Do keep up. Satan is fine if you use a Fender hot rod deville and attempt the usual old man sloppy palm mute type of Guitar Forum fruitalz. I mean, brulalz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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