Members NeloAngelo Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 yeha but just having a kid makes you a mom, no matter what age. so if you want to hit it, its a milf no matter the age.A MILF is any woman that has has a kid and still looks good enough to want to do.In your case you probably hang out at the assisted living center and cruise the Alzhimers patients.You dirty dog.HA Gmilfs lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 like bridget the midget with one legi dotn know if i could do it.i mean some of em are kinda good looking in the face or have a normal sized head and all that, but the tiny body and stubby limbs just freak me out. and im the kind of dude that doesnt turn anything down lol. Do you have any pics of Bridget The Midget? I've never heard of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 Do you have any pics of Bridget The Midget? I've never heard of her. yahoo is your friend.turn off safe search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 A MILF is any woman that has has a kid and still looks good enough to want to do. In your case you probably hang out at the assisted living center and cruise the Alzhimers patients. You dirty dog. I lol'd, and GMilfs Ya some say milfhood doesnt start til mid thirties, but in my book, you're a Milf when: You're vagina gets big enough to pop out a watermelon sized baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marshallmel Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 yahoo is your friend.turn off safe search. GWAH! it was TERRIBLE WtF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I lol'd, and GMilfs Ya some say milfhood doesnt start til mid thirties, but in my book, you're a Milf when: You're vagina gets big enough to pop out a watermelon sized baby Very insightfull. The image of a watermellon coming out of a womans vagina is enough to make me turn gay..........................Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 GWAH!it was TERRIBLEWtF Philistine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 Hahahahahah! Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 GWAH!it was TERRIBLEWtF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pwnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApwnt. I'm just not used to midget nipples, i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 Philistine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I cant beleived you actually searched for teh midget pRon I wish my pubes were emo so they would cut themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I cant beleived you actually searched for teh midget pRon I wish my pubes were emo so they would cut themselves I WAS TOLD TO.It wasn't MY choice, I was just.. just..curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I cant beleived you actually searched for teh midget pRon I wish my pubes were emo so they would cut themselves +1and the part of my beard that i shave.i hate shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 +1and the part of my beard that i shave.i hate shaving. I hate shaving down town, I've only done it three times. I don't really see it as a necessity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I do it occasionally, cause teh ladies don't like teh jungle, and I'm italian, and if you're italian, chances are you gotz teh hairz!You should see my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I do it occasionally, cause teh ladies don't like teh jungle, and I'm italian, and if you're italian, chances are you gotz teh hairz! You should see my ass I'm italian TOO!wtf. hair everywhere. it's nuts.my lady doesn't mind my hair though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 Oh, Highschool bitches dont like teh hair so much :poke: (that poke is for teh bitchez in high school) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marshallmel Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I'm italian TOO! wtf. hair everywhere. it's nuts. my lady doesn't mind my hair though I've got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I've got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian rug. I 'm going to sig that {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 my hair went from the top of my head to my torso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted March 9, 2008 Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 I wish my pubes were emo so they would cut themselves How often do you need to cut your pubic hair? This is a disturbing image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 How often do you need to cut your pubic hair?This is a disturbing image. You say it so well. Umm when they grow, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted March 9, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 9, 2008 Do you cut YOUR pubez!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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