Are Songwriters Smart Enough To Realize That Ketchup Requires No Refrigeration?

[sydfan]

Well???

 

[bluesway]

NOT IN PUERTO RICO, my good friend.

 

everything with the slightest bit of sugar needs refrigeration due to the little hormigitas. (ants.....really little ones....i probably drink about ten a day in my morning coffee) lol.

 

when i lived in NY, though...ketchup was in the cupboard. i'm glad there's someone out there thinking up such profound songwriting topics!

[sydfan]

Originally posted by bluesway NOT IN PUERTO RICO, my good friend. everything with the slightest bit of sugar needs refrigeration due to the little hormigitas. (ants.....really little ones....i probably drink about ten a day in my morning coffee) lol. when i lived in NY, though...ketchup was in the cupboard. i'm glad there's someone out there thinking up such profound songwriting topics!

This is a great passion of mine! I may write a song about it!

[Chicken Monkey]

I s sydfan smart enough to realize that some people like their ketchup cold?

[tamoore]

Only COLD Ketchup on my hotdogs, friend.......

[happycannibal]

Are you trying to poision all the decent songwriters of the world by feeding them lies!?!? Everyone knows that unrefrigerated Ketchup is toxic for artists!

[catdaddy]

Ketchup's inherent mellowing agents are heat labile. Although color, texture and taste may not vary in the unrefrigerated state its considerable value as a psychoactive pharmaceutical will suffer. And before anyone asks I should mention that catsup does not possess these properties. It is a sterile hybrid.

[tamoore]

Sydfan is a well-known, long time ketchup bigot.

 

 

Don't let his overt hatred sour your enthusiasm for choosing to keep your condiments at whatever temperature you desire......

[arellspencer]

I ate a bunch of hormigitas once.

I was very drunk and had the munchies.

so I went to the "very back" of the cabinet and found a "forgotten" bag of my fave pigskin crisps. Like chips)

I drunkenly lurched my hand into the bag and began eating the odd tasting slightly stale burnt flavored chips.

i found a single hormigita on my hand and brushed it off and ate thre emore mouthfuls of the very odd can't quite place the flavor chips.

I saw more ants on my "bag" hand and said: where in the hail is them little hormigitas coming from?

I plunged my hand deep into the center of the bag(for a fresher chip) and ate anothre large and odd tasting mouthful and saw my hand and arm "covered" in pokito hormigitas negro.

I realised I had been eating ants for ten minutes. mmm ants.. AHHHHHHH!

 

ant dance..

the ant dance is a loverly number and should be witnessed by all ..

 

I no longer eat pigskins. and i am scared to eat an opened bag of chips.

scared i say.

thanks for lettin me share!

[Dr. Tweedbucket]

Originally posted by sydfan Well???

 

 

 

 

you have to read the label babbyyy

 

Read the label !!

Take the ketchup off the table and

Reeeeead the label

 

Mustard is spicy

Refridgeration is nicey

relish is funky

Refridgeration makes it spunky

Mayonaise is groovy

Let's go to an air conditioned movie

Wing sauce is hot

Refrigeration is not

 

 

 

 

 

*bbbbBBBbBBB r rapARapr ppppp ppp ppP PPP ! 1! !! *

 

 

 

 

we are sorry, but this song has just been cancelled because someone left the ketchup out on the table and it needs to be put into the refridgerator

[sydfan]

Originally posted by Dr. Tweedbucket you have to read the label babbyyy Read the label !! Take the ketchup off the table and Reeeeead the label Mustard is spicy Refridgeration is nicey relish is funky Refridgeration makes it spunky Mayonaise is groovy Let's go to an air conditioned movie Wing sauce is hot Refrigeration is not *bbbbBBBbBBB r rapARapr ppppp ppp ppP PPP ! 1! !! * we are sorry, but this song has just been cancelled because someone left the ketchup out on the table and it needs to be put into the refridgerator

It's a freaking hit!

 

:love:

[Danocoustic]

fag