Members axslinger Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Actually, something similar to that happened to me. Back in HS I was dating this girl. We used to get jiggy wit it and I'm pretty sure my folks knew. Anyway, I got into some {censored} at school, can't remember what, but my parents had to go to the school and meet with the principal to iron it out. So, we're sitting at the dinner table eating, and I'm trying to muster up the nuts to tell my parents one of them needs to go up to the school. So, I finally start with, "Mom, Dad, I kind of got some bad news..." and before I could get another word out my older brother blurts out "Mary's pregnant". Holy {censored}, my Mom almost puked right there on the spot, I {censored} you not. She turned white as a {censored}ing ghost. Funny thing was, when I told them what the real problem was, they were like, "Oh, you dumbass, that better not happen again", and it was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jamesclark Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Actually, something similar to that happened to me. Back in HS I was dating this girl. We used to get jiggy wit it and I'm pretty sure my folks knew. Anyway, I got into some shit at school, can't remember what, but my parents had to go to the school and meet with the principal to iron it out. So, we're sitting at the dinner table eating, and I'm trying to muster up the nuts to tell my parents one of them needs to go up to the school. So, I finally start with, "Mom, Dad, I kind of got some bad news..." and before I could get another word out my older brother blurts out "Mary's pregnant". Holy shit, my Mom almost puked right there on the spot, I shit you not. She turned white as a fucking ghost. Funny thing was, when I told them what the real problem was, they were like, "Oh, you dumbass, that better not happen again", and it was over. I know you laugh about it now but back then I'll bet it was so funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axslinger Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 I know you laugh about it now but back then I'll bet it was so funny!! Hell no, back then I wasn't laughing at all. I breathed a sigh of relief when my Dad didn't kick my ass for getting into trouble at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Samnite Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Not funny.... Just stupid.I surmise that most of you assholes don't have anykids.Tard attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The_J-Train Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Not funny.... Just stupid. I surmise that most of you assholes don't have anykids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members katillac Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Parents drink because of their kids. Kids drink and do drugs because of their parents. It's true. I read it on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nevandal Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Im quite mature for my age. Would you care to explain how, when viewing this from the perspective of a parent, it's not at least somewhat humerous? I don't think it has anything to do with age or being a parent, and it has everything to do with not having a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Puppetto Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Im quite mature for my age. Would you care to explain how, when viewing this from the perspective of a parent, it's not at least somewhat humerous? hey, a perthy! gday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petejt Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 hey, a perthy! gday! more sandgropers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petejt Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Not funny.... Just stupid. I surmise that most of you assholes don't have anykids. Apparently a lot of the people in this forum have kids. Your surmising has resulted in -> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Puppetto Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 more sandgropers! avast! someone should really start a pirate metal band down here... and sing about the 'beaches of scarborough' where there be treasure troves of jailbait. not a bad idea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members petejt Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 avast! someone should really start a pirate metal band down here... and sing about the 'beaches of scarborough' where there be treasure troves of jailbait. not a bad idea.... hehe, troof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rifftherapy Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 Hey El Puppetto whats crackin, lets start that pirate metal band, as you can see in my avatar ive got the eye patch-we are already half way there we can then use the band to hook in with said jailbait-the circle of life continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ManAndDjinn Posted July 2, 2008 Members Share Posted July 2, 2008 I wish I was still in school so I could use this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 I have been posting here a bit longer than you and I can easily say you are one of the top ten asses that has ever posted. I would consider that a badge of honor given your stupidity quotient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 Not funny.... Just stupid.I surmise that most of you assholes don't have anykids. Showed this e-mail to my mom. She thought it was hilarious and said, I quote, "I wish you were smart enough to pull a stunt like that." ... my mom totally pwnt me. P.S. Get a sense of humor, she has 4 kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 Showed this e-mail to my mom.She thought it was hilarious and said, I quote, "I wish you were smart enough to pull a stunt like that."... my mom totally pwnt me.P.S. Get a sense of humor, she has 4 kids. Do all those kids have the same dad? I guess your mom thinks you're an idiot. I agree with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 Do all those kids have the same dad?I guess your mom thinks you're an idiot. I agree with her. Yeah we do, DOCTOR Thomas Currie. My Mom is a teacher to, with her masters. All of us are going to college, except the two who have graduated (one ready to go back and get their graduate). I just finished freshman year, am currently taking extra classes to get my undergrad out the way and figure out if I want to go on to Graduates. My scholarships pay for all my tuition now since I kicked some ass this year and got bumped up a few thousand dollars. Because of this my college fund goes to paying all of my rent, bills, and etc. (wish I could use it for gear ...) so I don't have any living expenses. I guess my mom just assumes I am smart enough to pick up on her sarcasm.Yep, must think I'm total {censored}in' idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 Yeah we do, DOCTOR Thomas Currie.My Mom is a teacher to, with her masters. I suppose you mean "too" as in also not "to". You're a freakin' genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rummy Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 No need for an apotrophe there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 I suppose you mean "too" as in also not "to".You're a freakin' genius! Wow...lighten the {censored} up dude. Take your arrogant ass to the psychiatrist and get some zoloft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 I suppose you mean "too" as in also not "to".You're a freakin' genius! BTW, a punctuation mark is missing from your first sentence. Let's see how long it takes you to figure out which one, and where it goes. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rear Naked Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 i surmise Paul j edwards is a blast to hangout with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 i surmise Paul j edwards is a blast to hangout with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted July 3, 2008 Members Share Posted July 3, 2008 Wow...lighten to {censored} up dude. Take your arrogant ass to the psychiatrist and get some zoloft. OK I agree I am just having some fun on a stupid forum. I think you need to lighten up. Besides, what is "lighten to {censored} up dude" mean? Zoloft is used for anxiety and depression. What does that have to do with anything I posted here? I am not anxious or depressed. I can only assume you're stupid as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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