Members Inca Roads Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 You didn't about James T. Kirk and Spock,did ya?[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tequila_titan Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Kirk got {censored}. Picard didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DFB Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Kirk got {censored}. Picard didn't. Getting {censored} was his Prime Directive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elric Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Picard is a bore! Kirk all the way! +1. And if you need more proof: who got more tail? :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Uncle_Milton Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 this is probably the best HCAF thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 He cheated though Yep. Peed on the hologram generator and shorted it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Cheating is orginal now? His examiners were idiots. Thinking outside the box is. Finding a way to win regardless of the obstacles in front of you is what everyone should strive for. Having the audacity to reprogram the computers in a no-win scenario is making the most of your environment and is absolutely original thinking. He wasn't cheating, in the strictest sense, because knowing facts and making calculations was not the material he was being tested on. Pulled this from the wiki: In Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, the simulation takes place on a replica of a starship bridge, with the "testee" as captain and other Starfleet members, officers or other cadets, in other key positions. In the scenario of the 2280s, the cadet receives a distress signal, stating that the Kobayashi has struck a "gravitic mine" in the Klingon Neutral Zone and is rapidly losing power, hull integrity and life support. There are no other vessels nearby. The cadet is faced with a decision: * Attempt to rescue the Kobayashi's crew and passengers, which involves violating the Neutral Zone and potentially provoking the Klingons into hostile action or an all-out war; or * Abandon the Kobayashi, potentially preventing war but leaving the crew and passengers to die. If the cadet chooses to save the Kobayashi, the scenario progresses quickly. The bridge officers notify the cadet that they are in violation of the treaty, which is duly noted in the log. As the starship enters the Neutral Zone, the communications officer loses contact with the crippled vessel. Three Klingon starships then appear on an intercept course. Attempts to contact them are met with radio silence; indeed, their only response is to open fire, with devastating results. The simulation ends with the understanding that the cadet's ship and crew have been lost. There is no way to win the resulting 'battle'; but then, the objective of the test is not for the cadet to outfight the opponent, but rather to test the cadet's behavior and thought processes in the face of insurmountable odds or circumstances. Kirk doesn't believe in unwinable scenarios he's an epic pimp and you should be down on your knees, sucking his balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dropsix Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Picard! The man decked Darth Vader for {censored} sake Hes teh man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Kirk is the John Wayne of Space. Do not front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 oh god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members n0fx Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Shatner IS the KIRK IMHO. Just found out last week, he's Canadian FWIW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DVaz Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Thinking outside the box is. Finding a way to win regardless of the obstacles in front of you is what everyone should strive for. Having the audacity to reprogram the computers in a no-win scenario is making the most of your environment and is absolutely original thinking. He wasn't cheating, in the strictest sense, because knowing facts and making calculations was not the material he was being tested on. Pulled this from the wiki: In Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, the simulation takes place on a replica of a starship bridge, with the "testee" as captain and other Starfleet members, officers or other cadets, in other key positions. In the scenario of the 2280s, the cadet receives a distress signal, stating that the Kobayashi has struck a "gravitic mine" in the Klingon Neutral Zone and is rapidly losing power, hull integrity and life support. There are no other vessels nearby. The cadet is faced with a decision: * Attempt to rescue the Kobayashi's crew and passengers, which involves violating the Neutral Zone and potentially provoking the Klingons into hostile action or an all-out war; or * Abandon the Kobayashi, potentially preventing war but leaving the crew and passengers to die. If the cadet chooses to save the Kobayashi, the scenario progresses quickly. The bridge officers notify the cadet that they are in violation of the treaty, which is duly noted in the log. As the starship enters the Neutral Zone, the communications officer loses contact with the crippled vessel. Three Klingon starships then appear on an intercept course. Attempts to contact them are met with radio silence; indeed, their only response is to open fire, with devastating results. The simulation ends with the understanding that the cadet's ship and crew have been lost. There is no way to win the resulting 'battle'; but then, the objective of the test is not for the cadet to outfight the opponent, but rather to test the cadet's behavior and thought processes in the face of insurmountable odds or circumstances.Kirk doesn't believe in unwinable scenarios he's an epic pimp and you should be down on your knees, sucking his balls. Ok, I'm sorry but this is FAR too much typing for a previously-mildy-amusing kirk Vs picard too and fro I'm not even going to read it. You should've gone with a line or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Ok, I'm sorry but this is FAR too much typing for a previously-mildy-amusing kirk Vs picard too and fro I'm not even going to read it. You should've gone with a line or two I summarized all you need to know in the last sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 I summarized all you need to know in the last sentence. And it twas glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kung-Fool Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Captain Kirk {censored}ed space alien bitches. You can't beat that. I doubt Picard ever got any space {censored}. He was probably gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members astonvillan Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Kirk or Picard? Kirk was rock n roll. Picard was my grandpa. Shatner is so badass that Michael Myers in Halloween wears his mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurpleStain Posted August 14, 2008 Members Share Posted August 14, 2008 Picard > KirkData > SpockScotty > GeordieBones > Crusher (although Crusher is an ubermilf). I disagree with the Spock. Spock is the coolest {censored}er on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spärk Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 And not have him as the guy who saw the monster on the wing of the airplane, or the guy who was obsessed with the fortune telling machine in those episodes of "The Twilight Zone"? F'n awesome... The Shat left his mark in the best two shows of the 60s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 There is no question, Kirk always jumped right in with both feet, & when it came to chicks, alien or otherwise, he nailed all the hotties! Guess that answers that! - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Lets not smack down on The Picard though... He had a comfortable & confident style of commanding as well as a few pretty hot women.. He wasnt leaving a trail of {censored} wherever he went, but what he got wasnt bad.. Then there was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Q Who? Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 I disagree with the Spock. Spock is the coolest {censored}er on the show. Actually, Data is the best most awesomest character in all of Star Trek. Ever. 0sdEIHjuhBY But I appreciate your misguided input. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unstrung Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Lets not smack down on The Picard though... He had a comfortable & confident style of commanding as well as a few pretty hot women.. He wasnt leaving a trail of {censored} wherever he went, but what he got wasnt bad.. The spots are hawt... points for Picard! Infact I've got to say I prefer TNG over the original Star Trek. Just a generational thing... I like Super Nintendo over Atari. And I don't waste my time with these newfangled 128 bit consoles... or new-new-new Star Trek series... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shask Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 Picard era Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurpleStain Posted August 15, 2008 Members Share Posted August 15, 2008 But I appreciate your misguided input. Data's all right, for a droid of ambiguous sexual orientation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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