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floppy clothes and big big shoes

you're not a bozo magnet

tease their hair 'til it looks right to you

you're not a bozo magnet

pack them up and ship them out

you're not a bozo magnet

the next will look the same no doubt

you're not a bozo magnet

who is next in line today

at the bozo factory

 

don't you ever wonder how

these guys start out so easy

they adore you send you flowers

then they all go crazy

 

does a trend occur to you

they all become controlling

always have the same damn issues

turn out to be angry

 

history just repeats itself

red rubber noses on your shelf

what's a poor girl spose to do

shrug your shoulders and get the glue

 

floppy clothes and big big shoes

you're not a bozo magnet

tease their hair 'til it looks right to you

you're not a bozo magnet

pack them up and ship them out

you're not a bozo magnet

the next will be the same no doubt

you're not a bozo magnet

who is next in line today

at the bozo factory

 

things are looking pretty down

there's problems in production

you've found yourself without a clown

best start building two at once

 

how it works is plain as day

why are you the only one

can't hear what the clowns all say

blame it on the helium

 

history just repeats istelf

red rubber noses on your shelf

what's a poor girl gonna do

shrug your shoulders and get the glue

 

floppy clothes and big big shoes

you're not a bozo magnet

tease their hair 'til it looks right to you

you're not a bozo magnet

pack them up and ship them out

you're not a bozo magnet

the next will look the same no doubt

you're not a bozo magnet

who is next in line today

at the bozo factory

 

 

[so: chorus/verse/verse/bridge/chorus/verse/verse/bridge/chorus]

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That's great. If your handle is referring to Costello, I see why. This is very Costello inspired, but not in any derivative way. I like the absurd image mixed with your angst and disdain. Very cool. Do you know...

 

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You do some cool writing,

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"...you say I got no feelings, this is a good way to kill them." ~Elvis

 

I try not to be derivative but have so much love for Elvis and Liz Phair too. To me, these two are just killer lyricists and tremendous artists.

 

I wrote this piece this morning, singing it as I went so as not to get lost.

 

I think everyone is familiar with the archetypical woman or man who thinks all members of the opposite sex are losers, treats them as such, then complains that they always end up with a loser.

 

Most of us have met multiple people who exhibit this perspective.

 

My best oldest friend totally does not trust women, thinks they are only after money, a free ride, etc. He is often quite lonely and bitter. If he does meet someone nice, he "naturally" does not trust them and is watching them like a hawk, predicting and waiting for them to {censored} up.

 

They always do. :idk:

 

I would not wish this on anyone. :cry:

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And I got that from the lyrics too. That's always nice. I like the silly image. Using the word bozo is so... uncool. Therefore, it is cool. You're cool.


Yeah, Liz Phair. She wants to have my child. I love brilliant women.

 

:mad:

She wants me to feed and walk the dogs while she's out of town.

:mad:

and feed the guinea pigs.

:mad:

and clean the fish tank.

:evil::mad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course I agree to do this... :)

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