Members VanHalen Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 G2iGJokhT6w Well, I been havin a litlle trouble lord But I'm keepin it together yeah My baby just walked out the doors She said this time forever It ain't the first time baby Baby it wont be the last I'd better get the boys round And do some drinkin fast Cause she's gone, gone, gone I dont know if I'm happy I don't know if I'm sad She's gone gone gone I dont know if i'll cry I dont know if I'll die laughin Well I'm gonna miss your lovin And your perfume and your smile I'm gonna miss your stealin all my booze And talkin all the while I'm gonna miss you cleanin round the home And helpin with my blues You know I think I'll get myself a maid And take her on a cruise It ain't the first time baby Baby it wont be the last I'd better get the boys round And do some drinkin fast Cause she's gone gone gone AI dont know if I'm happy I don't know if I'm sad She's gone gone gone I dont know if I'll cry I dont know if I'll die laughin It ain't the first time baby Baby it wont be the last I'd better get the boys round And do some drinkin fast Cause she's gone gone gone I dont know if I'm happy I don't know if I'm sad She's gone gone gone I dont know if I'll cry I dont know if I'll die laughin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decayrate Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 i'm actually thinking about dumping my gf cause she's getting fat. way hot when we started dating but as she approaches 30 she's just falling apart. should have seen the warning signs when i met her fat mom a few years back, but she was still too hot at that point for me to make the association. what do you guys think i should do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VanHalen Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 i'm actually thinking about dumping my gf cause she's getting fat. way hot when we started dating but as she approaches 30 she's just falling apart. should have seen the warning signs when i met her fat mom a few years back, but she was still too hot at that point for me to make the association. what do you guys think i should do?Tie a mattress to her back and push her down the stairs. Then leave for Vegas and never come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decayrate Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 ok, ok, i'll think about it. sounds like a lot of work though, any other ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VanHalen Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 ok, ok, i'll think about it. sounds like a lot of work though, any other ideas?Take away her McDonald's allowance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decayrate Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 i've been trying to quietly imply that i'm extremely displeased for a while now, in the hopes that she will take up an eating disorder, but it hasn't worked. guys, i'm really at the end of my rope, i may cry. i think i may tie here to las vegas and go to mcdonalds with a mattress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 {censored} everything that walks.Yup. And if it doesn't, kick it so it walks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shenaniganizer Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 I think I'm about to go through the same thing. And it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gdwill2u Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 I only get hunted down by older females. I look 30. The beard and dreads don't help. I grew up fast, girls my age are {censored}in stupid when i try to conversate so i just hit it and quit it when something happens. My BS meter is going off. I won't pile on but come on dude, are you trolling us, are you for real, or is this nothing more than an elaborate Rick Rolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oops-A-Paisley Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 i've been trying to quietly imply that i'm extremely displeased for a while now, in the hopes that she will take up an eating disorder, but it hasn't worked. guys, i'm really at the end of my rope, i may cry. i think i may tie here to las vegas and go to mcdonalds with a mattressfukin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members darkestdays Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 Time will heal the wounds. For music, listen to Stabbing Westward and The Dreaming. Chris Hall has the best love song lyrics ever. Most of them are about breaking up or getting over someone, so it should be right up your alley. Check out the album "Etched in Blood" by The Dreaming. It's pretty much about the end of a relationship and the emotions that follow. You could almost definitely relate to it at the moment. I've been a Stabbing Westward fan for a long time. One of my favorite bands. I always seem to listen to them when I'm going through relationship {censored}. CSB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chezdon Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 Tie a mattress to her back and push her down the stairs. Then leave for Vegas and never come back. Hahaha It will take a little while. Who ended it? Sorry if you already said that...Also just do stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SnowStorm Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 Banging another chick is really the only true way to get over a girlfriend. Fap to the Cat Woman chick. {censored}, I had a dream about her last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members sirlimecat Posted March 25, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 Morning sucks. I dreamt bout her and her kid FML. Also in my dream lil wayne was covering a malmsteen song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted March 25, 2010 Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 Morning sucks. I dreamt bout her and her kid FML. Also in my dream lil wayne was covering a malmsteen song Uh, dream?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sirlimecat Posted March 25, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2010 yeah, i usually never have dreams. eh. pretty ,much what Shenaniganizer said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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