Members boatshoes Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 anyone want to go first? :poke: I will play later if we get some good responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zacman0126 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 Embarassing {censored} eh. Hmm...my woman threw me a surprise birthday bash. My best friend Andrew is a day apart from me so all our family and friends were there. I ended up getting so smashed that when people were leaving I went to give Andrew's step mom a hug goodbye and ended up full on cupping her butt. I didn't even notice until afterwards when my woman asked "Did you just grab Patty's butt?". At that point all I said was "{censored}...{censored}" then ran off so I could die alone in a corner. I'm sure there are better stories out there but thought I would get this thing rolling. Curtis? You've got some good ones, get in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boatshoes Posted May 28, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I once asked a girl out in 7th grade and she laughed at me like I was kidding...juicier ones to come later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I love Slipknott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boatshoes Posted May 28, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 this story is not about me but nonetheless is entertaining. so it was my freshman year in college. i got asked to attend this sorority formal with my then girlfriend. first off, at the time we were kind of fighting. she was a bit nuts. had some pretty bad boyfriends before me and was kind of damaged goods (but crazy and super fun to be around most of the time). well...we go out to dinner. little do I know she took 5 hydrocodene before we left...she ended up drinking a couple drinks at dinner and GOT HAMMERED. the place we ate at was relatively close to campus and we had walked. we planned to get a cab to the bar afterwards. well because she was so messed up and was passed out I decided it was a good idea to carry her back to my dorm room. after dragging her drunk ass about a mile i finally got her in my room and thought i would just wake her up...give her some water...and watch over her for awhile. well...i ended up falling asleep. around 6:30 am in the morning I get a knock at my door. it is one of the girls that lived in the floor above me...she had my girlfriend with her. i noticed she wasn't wearing the same clothes as before either... apparently she had left my room butt ass naked around 3 am and started roaming the campus of SMU in the middle of dallas. luckily nothing happened to her and this girl returned her to my room and clothed her as well...she was safe and that was all that matters...but she never lived it down. supposedly a lot of people studying around the library saw her and were talking about it the next day... (I do not condone drinking on pills FWIW haha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hood00 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 A long while ago, back in the 80's I believe, I was at this truckstop just taking a break from a long drive. This bus pulled up and a few guys got off, and whilst walking, I noticed one of them stop and pick something up off the floor. I believe it was some kind of reflector I think. Anyway, this guy discovered that if he stuck a bunch of these reflectors along the back of his guitar, it reflected the stage lights in cool ways never seen before. haha. can you believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 A long while ago, back in the 80's I believe, I was at this truckstop just taking a break from a long drive. This bus pulled up and a few guys got off, and whilst walking, I noticed one of them stop and pick something up off the floor. I believe it was some kind of reflector I think. Anyway, this guy discovered that if he stuck a bunch of these reflectors along the back of his guitar, it reflected the stage lights in cool ways never seen before. haha. can you believe it! I hear a different story. I hear he only put them on there because it reflected the stage lights in cool way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I heard the tape was to keep the E string from catching under the pickup during huge divebombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LA-Ü-RA Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I met my husband at the gym. I thought he was cute so I asked him to spot me while I was bench pressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members jnurp Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 in 7th grade i got called to the front of the class with a major chubby, not a big deal i guess unless you are wearing tight sweatpants......FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kayman121 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I once jerked off in my 9th grade geometry class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MadKeithV Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I met my husband at the gym. I thought he was cute so I asked him to spot me while I was bench pressing. Nice First time I took my girlfriend to the movies, we hadn't checked out beforehand which ones were playing, and how long they took. She was still in highschool at that time, and her parents were picking her up about two hours after the start of the evening show.We picked "The Green Mile", not knowing that movie was over three hours long, and not checking our watches during the movie.Apparently the staff at the cinema had already told her parents (an hour before) that ALL movies had already finished, so they thought we had upped and gone somewhere else.I didn't make a very good start with my in-laws that day In fairness, that was 10 years ago now, and I get along really well with her parents now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hvymtl939 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I met my girlfriend in the parking lot of a bar that was at capacity. We've been together now for almost a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zacman0126 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I've got an emberassing but terrible one. I was 17, at a college party my 19 year old friend brought me to. Some chick had it out for me, I forget how it all started but I'm assuming she was talking to me, and she kept getting more drunk as the night went on and whatnot. Anyways, I'm in the basment sitting on top of a freezer clanking a few with some new people and some chick walks in asking who Zac is. I cautiously say yeah that's me and she says some chick is calling out my name and leads me to this bedroom. So there's this chick flailing wildly on this bed just being drunk. So they start talking while I'm still in the room, and I talk to her a bit, the friend leaves and like instantly as the friend shuts the door she starts undressing, when I turned back there was this bare chested woman desperately trying to take her pants off. I'm freaking out at this point like wtf man, I say okay this is wierd, you're hammered, I'm outta here. As I go to leave the room, the door swings open and smacks me square in the face, I collapse on the floor and black out for about 10 seconds and wake up to this chick screaming at me "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A DRUNK GIRL". I tell her friend everything that happened and she calmed her {censored} and apologized for door-raping my face. I go to the bathroom to relieve and readjust myself and grab a brew. I head back in... The drunk one thinks I left and is just whining about how bad she wants me and all this. This goes on for like a half hour until the friend explains that I left the party and I'm gone blah blah blah while im in the corner with a hoodie on just idling by. Drunky finally calms down and says okay..well I've got to go to the bathroom. I tell the friend hey thanks for calming {censored} down for me and whatnot, she seems like a nice girl but it's not gonna go down like she wants it to tonight. We part ways, I go back to my buddies upstairs and about 10 minutes later this guy goes around saying whoever is a minor, get out, because cops are on the way, the party is over. Turns out, that drunky is a manic depressive, and the reason you don't take alcohol with anti-depressants is it basically makes you super depressed. Well when she realized she couldn't have me she went into the bathroom and SLIT HER {censored}ING WRISTS. I {censored} you not, ambulance personnel arrived and I just sunk into myself. Everyone was asking around and talking about who this Zac guy is. I go outside to find my buddy, quickly explain {censored} and we decide it's good to leave. Insult to injury, I explain this to my friends at school and my best friend of the time says "That's a funny story; someone tries to sleep with you and when she can't she tries to kill herself. But you know what would be funnier? If I spread a rumor saying that you had sex with a chick then she tried to kill herself afterwards." Yeah, FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 Tight bathroom stall. Poop. Pants. Had to leave work early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweep? Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ummm I can't think of anything. Guess Im lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse G Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I stumbled and dropped fries all over a handicapped girl in the cafeteria on the first day of highschool. One time, my guitar cord came out of my guitar twice in one song during a gig. One time I wore white soccer shorts to a pool party. Yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweep? Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 Wait I remember one...There was this guy that owns a Surf/skate shop and he was giving out endoresment deals near a park so I rode by him and tried a REALLY hard trick over a gap about 6ft, and I ate it SO bad, like right in front of the guy too. And everyone just laughed so I rode away like a idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zacman0126 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 Wait I remember one... There was this guy that owns a Surf/skate shop and he was giving out endoresment deals near a park so I rode by him and tried a REALLY hard trick over a gap about 6ft, and I ate it SO bad, like right in front of the guy too. And everyone just laughed so I rode away like a idiot. You Skateboard? wow that is embarassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renoir1 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 last year i had a bad hair day :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweep? Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 You Skateboard? wow that is embarassing. Yeah I've had ALOT of fails due to that...Thats why I don't skate anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boatshoes Posted May 28, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I met my husband at the gym. I thought he was cute so I asked him to spot me while I was bench pressing. hahahahaha thats a funny one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 When I was a senior in highschool, I was trying to score some booze. So I went by this house party (older people) to see if I could pull a "hey Mr" or snag a case or something. in the meantime, I end up "dancing" with this total skeeze. Shes grinding away on my leg hardcore. Im like whatever, and go along with it. Then afterwards this dude points to my leg like I spilled something. it was her period blood on me... FML. Good news is, the next day I ended up going to the mall with my best friend and met up with my dream girl and we had a great day shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boatshoes Posted May 28, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 When I was a senior in highschool, I was trying to score some booze. So I went by this house party (older people) to see if I could pull a "hey Mr" or snag a case or something. in the meantime, I end up "dancing" with this total skeeze. Shes grinding away on my leg hardcore. Im like whatever, and go along with it. Then afterwards this dude points to my leg like I spilled something. it was her period blood on me... FML. Good news is, the next day I ended up going to the mall with my best friend and met up with my dream girl and we had a great day shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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