Members Ku'Yleh Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Doing my normal lame covers gig on Saturday, chick came in to play darts, only to find that we had set up in the middle of the dart range. I turned it into a PR opportunity - flirted a bit, bought her a drink and said she should stay around and dance some. Third set and she is shaking that ass for me right up in front of the "stage". 2AM rolls around, and she asks what am I doing now? Long story-> short, She drove me to her place in her Escalade, where I saw her 5 or 6 other cars (BMW, Lexus, etc) and her {censored}ing BOAT! in the 18 car garage attached to her {censored}ing million dollar palatial estate. She had apparently never been done right, and I made her cum twice with nothing but my cunnilingus skills. The same effort I would put into just getting the wife wet, got her off twice. I then proceeded to {censored} her silly for a couple hours in all manner of depraved ways, and she practically BEGGED for a weekly meeting. And she knew I was married the whole time! I'm gonna get some new gear out of this, mark my words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twistofcain Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 shouldn't brag about cheating on your wife on the internet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members DARKMETL/ Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 I see this not ending well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 I see this not ending well. Depends on what the wife looks like and if shes in my area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members munizfire Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Doing my normal lame covers gig on Saturday, chick came in to play darts, only to find that we had set up in the middle of the dart range. I turned it into a PR opportunity - flirted a bit, bought her a drink and said she should stay around and dance some. Third set and she is shaking that ass for me right up in front of the "stage". 2AM rolls around, and she asks what am I doing now? Long story-> short, She drove me to her place in her Escalade, where I saw her 5 or 6 other cars (BMW, Lexus, etc) and her {censored}ing BOAT! in the 18 car garage attached to her {censored}ing million dollar palatial estate. She had apparently never been done right, and I made her cum twice with nothing but my cunnilingus skills. The same effort I would put into just getting the wife wet, got her off twice. I then proceeded to {censored} her silly for a couple hours in all manner of depraved ways, and she practically BEGGED for a weekly meeting. And she knew I was married the whole time! I'm gonna get some new gear out of this, mark my words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Depends on what the wife looks like and if shes in my area. lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Plant your seed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 OP is a {censored}ing asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Well this was stupid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chad_sux Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Way to go you stupid piece of {censored}. Would be great if when your wife finds out that you cheated, she takes all your gear in the divorce. {censored}ing piece of {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members munizfire Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Way to go you stupid piece of {censored}. Would be great if when your wife finds out that you cheated, she takes all your gear in the divorce. {censored}ing piece of {censored}. winrar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 In before Thee Hammer "...I was just trolling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Doing my normal lame covers gig on Saturday, chick came in to play darts, only to find that we had set up in the middle of the dart range. I turned it into a PR opportunity - flirted a bit, bought her a drink and said she should stay around and dance some. Third set and she is shaking that ass for me right up in front of the "stage". 2AM rolls around, and she asks what am I doing now? Long story-> short, She drove me to her place in her Escalade, where I saw her 5 or 6 other cars (BMW, Lexus, etc) and her {censored}ing BOAT! in the 18 car garage attached to her {censored}ing million dollar palatial estate. She had apparently never been done right, and I made her cum twice with nothing but my cunnilingus skills. The same effort I would put into just getting the wife wet, got her off twice. I then proceeded to {censored} her silly for a couple hours in all manner of depraved ways, and she practically BEGGED for a weekly meeting. And she knew I was married the whole time! I'm gonna get some new gear out of this, mark my words. quoted for wifes atty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wizard of Ozz Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 ... at least you have your priorities in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Wow, I just had a flashback to junior high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ku'Yleh Posted July 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 This would be a good troll actually, judging by the responses so far. The thing is - she is a redhead, a little short but nicely filled out, she is actually very smart (she is a lawyer with a bio-chem degree on the side) and is smoking hot. Also, roughly 20 years younger than me, and gets off on the whole romance novel aspect - she is the upper crust "lady", and I am the wrong-side-of-the-tracks working man who is just so {censored}ing good at ringing her bell that she cant resist, etc and blah blah. Tell me you wouldn't do it too. You are {censored}ing lying if you do. Furthermore, with the number of times I have had "car trouble" or a "gig that went long" over the past 17 years... the wife knows what I am up to, and doesnt care. Either way I aint asking questions. I still give it to her regularly and pay the bills, so Im guessing its the "she doesnt care" side thats winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mbarn3065 Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 This would be a good troll actually, judging by the responses so far. The thing is - she is a redhead, a little short but nicely filled out, she is actually very smart (she is a lawyer with a bio-chem degree on the side) and is smoking hot. Also, roughly 20 years younger than me, and gets off on the whole romance novel aspect - she is the upper crust "lady", and I am the wrong-side-of-the-tracks working man who is just so {censored}ing good at ringing her bell that she cant resist, etc and blah blah. Tell me you wouldn't do it too. You are {censored}ing lying if you do. Furthermore, with the number of times I have had "car trouble" or a "gig that went long" over the past 17 years... the wife knows what I am up to, and doesnt care. Either way I aint asking questions. I still give it to her regularly and pay the bills, so Im guessing its the "she doesnt care" side thats winning. csb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 This would be a good troll actually, judging by the responses so far. The thing is - she is a redhead, a little short but nicely filled out, she is actually very smart (she is a lawyer with a bio-chem degree on the side) and is smoking hot. Also, roughly 20 years younger than me, and gets off on the whole romance novel aspect - she is the upper crust "lady", and I am the wrong-side-of-the-tracks working man who is just so {censored}ing good at ringing her bell that she cant resist, etc and blah blah. Tell me you wouldn't do it too. You are {censored}ing lying if you do. Furthermore, with the number of times I have had "car trouble" or a "gig that went long" over the past 17 years... the wife knows what I am up to, and doesnt care. Either way I aint asking questions. I still give it to her regularly and pay the bills, so Im guessing its the "she doesnt care" side thats winning. You should contact Penthouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chad_sux Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 This would be a good troll actually, judging by the responses so far. The thing is - she is a redhead, a little short but nicely filled out, she is actually very smart (she is a lawyer with a bio-chem degree on the side) and is smoking hot. Also, roughly 20 years younger than me, and gets off on the whole romance novel aspect - she is the upper crust "lady", and I am the wrong-side-of-the-tracks working man who is just so {censored}ing good at ringing her bell that she cant resist, etc and blah blah. Tell me you wouldn't do it too. You are {censored}ing lying if you do. Furthermore, with the number of times I have had "car trouble" or a "gig that went long" over the past 17 years... the wife knows what I am up to, and doesnt care. Either way I aint asking questions. I still give it to her regularly and pay the bills, so Im guessing its the "she doesnt care" side thats winning. Oh, well in that case... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sp12 Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 This would be a good troll actually, judging by the responses so far. The thing is - she is a redhead, a little short but nicely filled out, she is actually very smart (she is a lawyer with a bio-chem degree on the side) and is smoking hot. Also, roughly 20 years younger than me, and gets off on the whole romance novel aspect - she is the upper crust "lady", and I am the wrong-side-of-the-tracks working man who is just so {censored}ing good at ringing her bell that she cant resist, etc and blah blah. Tell me you wouldn't do it too. You are {censored}ing lying if you do. Furthermore, with the number of times I have had "car trouble" or a "gig that went long" over the past 17 years... the wife knows what I am up to, and doesnt care. Either way I aint asking questions. I still give it to her regularly and pay the bills, so Im guessing its the "she doesnt care" side thats winning. You're a piece of {censored} ... I love you ... Really tho, if this is for real, you're a dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members superflyinmonke Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 You didn't bag her unless she's yours. You banged her and that makes you a dick. Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted July 13, 2011 Members Share Posted July 13, 2011 Out of curiosity, how big was her dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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