Members -Assy- Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 40 oz brown bag cozy I found a cool tuxedo one, but I'd rather have one that zips and you seriously can't beat that awesomeness. I looked EVERYWHERE and can't find it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OceansBetweenUs Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 OMG that's awesome. So hoodrich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StankNasty Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ghetto chic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 WHen did they start being called "cozy"? It was a Koozy, where I grew up. edit, nevermind. wikipedia says I'm wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 yeah - coozy is something else that a 40 would fit in.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted February 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 apparently urbanoutfitters used to sell this. MUST FIND ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phrophus Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 apparently urbanoutfitters used to sell this.MUST FIND ONE Srsly. Buying anything from urban outfitters pretty much excludes you for the rest of your life from white trashdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maggotspawn Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 http://www.boozingear.com/brown-paper-bag-koozie-40oz-bottle-suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted February 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 YOU ARE THE {censored}ING MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OceansBetweenUs Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 YOU ARE THE {censored}ING MAN just ordered 5 for myself and my closest friends Better be here by Friday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pioneerprogress Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 WHen did they start being called "cozy"? It was a Koozy, where I grew up.edit, nevermind. wikipedia says I'm wrong. regional pronunciation?I've always said it like "koozy" too, and know I've heard others calling it that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted February 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 just ordered 5 for myself and my closest friends Better be here by Friday night {censored} YES BRO HAHAHA pics when you get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OceansBetweenUs Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 {censored} YES BRO HAHAHA pics when you get it My friend is having his 'final project of pharmacy school' party Friday, so I hope these come in and I'll buy a case of forties before I head over. It'll be like Christmas, but better because we'll be drinking like hoodrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted February 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 Dude I always buy a case of 40's. 15% discount by the case. People get pissed when you show up with a case of colt-45. Then by the end of the night you are the favorite dude at the party because you bought the alcohol that everyone waited until the end to drink "OH THANK GOD FOR YOU BRO WE WOULDVE RUN OUT HOURS AGO". Yeah thats because you waited until the last possible minute to drink my trailer park beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hudman Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 Cool, but it's not white trash - white trash drink too fast to worry about their beer getting warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OceansBetweenUs Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 Dude I always buy a case of 40's. 15% discount by the case. People get pissed when you show up with a case of colt-45. Then by the end of the night you are the favorite dude at the party because you bought the alcohol that everyone waited until the end to drink "OH THANK GOD FOR YOU BRO WE WOULDVE RUN OUT HOURS AGO". Yeah thats because you waited until the last possible minute to drink my trailer park beer. {censored}ing love it. I had many a 40oz. party in college. Personal favorite was when campus security walked in on us (I was like 19 at the time) and I told them to hold my empty while I chugged another in the RA's face. Got in so much trouble for that one. Worth it. EDIT: Oooooh! Other favorite malt liquor moment was when the liquor store not having 40 ouncers...but they had 16 oz and 12 oz cans of Colt45 so we did 40 hands with 3 cans taped to each hand. That was a fun one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted February 22, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 {censored}ing love it. I had many a 40oz. party in college. Personal favorite was when campus security walked in on us (I was like 19 at the time) and I told them to hold my empty while I chugged another in the RA's face. Got in so much trouble for that one. Worth it. There's just something magical about a 40 of malt liquor that I cannot explain to anyone that asks. Yes I make good money, yes I have hundreds of dollars to spend on your ritzy ass Stella beer. Yes it tastes 1000x better and doesn't give me diarrhea. But you cannot take my 40s away from me my favorite forty story was playing Kings, everyone had their mixed drink/punch and I had my two 40s. I drew the "waterfall" card, which means you drink, everyone else drinks, they cant stop chugging until you do. emptied half of my first forty that was left, did a super ninja move and put the other 40 to my lips and started chugging again. finished 3/4 of that one. I got so wasted after that I don't remember what happened. everyone else got {censored} faced from that and pissed off at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted February 22, 2012 Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 Cool, but it's not white trash - white trash drink too fast to worry about their beer getting warm. Trut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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