Members SnowStorm Posted October 12, 2012 Members Share Posted October 12, 2012 What? This thread is absolutely no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComOp Posted October 12, 2012 Members Share Posted October 12, 2012 Best way to ruin a relationship is to wake her up with a golden shower while asking her if she was ever interested in such an act. Err... Or so my friend said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted October 12, 2012 Members Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted by ComOp Best way to ruin a relationship is to wake her up with a golden shower while asking her if she was ever interested in such an act. Err... Or so my friend said. LOL! Was it Bear Grylls? "Wake up hon, time to drink my piss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted October 12, 2012 Members Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted by charveldan Hugs, kisses and lower extremity massages are all i'm allowed to say........ a foot rub? You made a thread about a foot rub? C'mon Dan, no more untill you bust one on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted October 12, 2012 Members Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti Verbatim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted October 12, 2012 Members Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted by sleewell how soon after getting some man on man action does dan run to make a thread? my guess is 30 seconds. I can vouch for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 Originally Posted by charveldan Hugs, kisses and lower extremity massages are all i'm allowed to say........ Way to go Dan! Graduated from handshake to handjob!!! Pretty soon you'll get to third base!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 THIS INTERNET MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 I'm wearing latex gloves so I don't get any of this thread on me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheRymanChu Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 Originally Posted by charveldan Wrong......that was months ago. I had the best date of my life this week with a beautiful woman, she was fantastic. This is ironic, because whenever I read what you write, I always hear it in Forrest Gump's voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 Dude, you got laid*. Congrats.{censored} Dan, I think you're an ok guy but jesus h tapdancing christ you really go out of your way to invite abuse from the guys here. I just don't understand why.*or maybe a handjob - i dunno and don't wanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdgeOfDarkness Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 Does your hand still stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 I guess dan touched a booby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted October 13, 2012 Members Share Posted October 13, 2012 Originally Posted by Johnny'sGotTheBlues Dude, you got laid*. Congrats. {censored} Dan, I think you're an ok guy but jesus h tapdancing christ you really go out of your way to invite abuse from the guys here. I just don't understand why. *or maybe a handjob - i dunno and don't wanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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