Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Had a {censored}in' weird one last night.Going to someone's house for some reason, don't know who's place it was supposed to be and didn't look familiar. Firstly, driving down the side streets, there were cars parked 90deg parallel on the side of the road, so it was like some kind of slalom course. Evidently I gave up on that, as next thing I was walking. But there were massive dog turds everywhere. And dogs being walked on leashes, just dropping fresh ones as they walked along.Then I got to the house where I was headed, and first thing I see is another dog walker just leaving, with his dog having dropped a big one right on their front step. Then I get inside, for some reason my piece of {censored} brother is there and he's some kind of junkie. After laughing at him, I quickly moved on. Next thing, Patrick Stewart is there. Only for some reason he wasn't actually talking, and instead had pre-recorded phrases in his voice being played through some {censored}ty little portable speaker (we're talking Smokey Amp style speaker quality). He'd basically just open and close his mouth like a ventriloquist dummy in some kind of half-arsed vague attempt to mime along to the recordings, and put on exaggerated facial expressions to suit. He was also dressed like he'd just come off the Star Trek set. Don't remember what specifically he was talking about, but he was telling some kind of humorous story, and it ended with a pre-recorded:"Yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh h"While he held an expression pretty much like this...That, from Patrick Stewart, was too much. Woke up laughing my balls off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeppelin Rules Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I've been having some weird cinematic ones. There've been a couple of murder mystery type ones and I think last night was a zombie apocalypse one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 probably the terror of your Dad touching you at night manifesting itself in your current dreamscapes.I had the same thing.Oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hegmatronicon Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 His dad touched you too huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Originally Posted by Hegmatronicon His dad touched you too huh? yup, sexy bastid. WAIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 4, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Originally Posted by Zeppelin Rules I've been having some weird cinematic ones. There've been a couple of murder mystery type ones and I think last night was a zombie apocalypse one But do they have Patrick Stewart in Star Trek attire miming along to pre-recordings of his own voice? Yeah, didn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AVisme Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Originally Posted by DeadNight Warrior Then I got to the house where I was headed... That always seems to be the case with my dreams. I'm always traveling, trying to get somewhere, usually on foot in my city. Every damn one of my dreams are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 4, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Originally Posted by AVisme That always seems to be the case with my dreams. I'm always traveling, trying to get somewhere, usually on foot in my city. Every damn one of my dreams are weird. Are you ever dodging a minefield of dog {censored} on your way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theAntihero Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Im able to control about 95% of my dreams but there is always a level that if you push to hard you end up waking up.The dreams i cant control are usually bat{censored} insane though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Patrick Stewart is cool. I always have dreams about sexy times with twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Robson780 Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 I love waking up laughing. I've had dreams so funny that I've woken myself and my gf up from laughter. Too bad I can't remember them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted December 4, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Originally Posted by Robson780 I love waking up laughing. I've had dreams so funny that I've woken myself and my gf up from laughter. Too bad I can't remember them though. Yeah, normally I don't remember {censored}. Or if I do remember it when I first wake up, it just completely disappears from my memory not long after. Last night's has stuck with me for some reason though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AVisme Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 Originally Posted by DeadNight Warrior Are you ever dodging a minefield of dog {censored} on your way? No. Usually going up and down in elevators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Matt Gnarly Posted December 4, 2012 Members Share Posted December 4, 2012 My brother had an entire bottle of Alpha Brain supplements that he didn't need so I've been taking them for the past month, and placebo or not, my dreams have been ridiculously vivid and I recall them better lately. Again, I don't know if it's the placebo effect or not, but I cannot recall ever having such crazy dreams. The other night I dreamt I was a wolf for the entire night, like something out of Game of Thrones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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