Members korcan Posted June 14, 2006 Members Share Posted June 14, 2006 Awww man...I was there yesterday....and I still have my damn wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Matter-Eater Lad Posted June 14, 2006 Members Share Posted June 14, 2006 I don't like you but that made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Highgrade Posted June 14, 2006 Members Share Posted June 14, 2006 Originally posted by BrentSP Yeah I know but it was worth it. You an idiot for posting your bull{censored} as fact. That's one less day pass for you dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZomBiE DinkLE Posted June 14, 2006 Members Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'd tell them bitches to step off. my floor isn't going to tile itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrentSP Posted June 15, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Originally posted by Matter-Eater Lad I don't like you but that made me laugh. lol.....what did I do to you to not like me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RustyMctavish Posted June 15, 2006 Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Hilarious, I laughed out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members XamendedX Posted June 15, 2006 Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Originally posted by decode6 Goddamit, don't mar the name of The Home Depot, I {censored}ing work there! Our store is up $1.5 million in sales plan so we don't need to pull that. holy {censored}, thats low...my home depot has a $77.8 million sales plane...we do roughly 200,000 a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paragraph51 Posted June 15, 2006 Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Originally posted by BrentSP Here's a "Heads-Up" for anyone who may be a regular Home Depot customer.Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while outshopping.Simply going out to get supplies for home fix-up projects can turn outto be quite traumatic.*Don't be naive and think it can't happen to you*.Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car whileyou are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping yourwindshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling outof their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead askyou for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one ofthem climbs over into the front seat and (well you probably know therest), while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen April 24th, 27th, 28th and 30th, May 1st andtwice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday, and very likely again thisupcoming weekend.BP Maxine and TRixie have been a lot busier than they've been letting on and I think them bitches been holding out on me big time, and the next time I drop them of at the Dept, I'm going to only pretend to drive away, and instead I'll keep tabs while I keep an eye on them just to be sure, so the next time they tell me business's been slow, I can call them on their BS. What I want to know is where is all the money going? I ain't been seeing it and they ain't had it on them when I pick them up at closing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted June 15, 2006 Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Originally posted by XamendedX holy {censored}, thats low...my home depot has a $77.8 million sales plane...we do roughly 200,000 a day I meant that we are up that much. Our sales plan is around $630k per week, which is easy to make. We are the only store in the state that's actually above the sales plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mister kyo Posted June 15, 2006 Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Originally posted by Highgrade You an idiot for posting your bull{censored} as fact. That's one less day pass for you dude. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pink freud Posted June 15, 2006 Members Share Posted June 15, 2006 Originally posted by Highgrade You an idiot for posting your bull{censored} as fact. That's one less day pass for you dude. quit being a waste of sperm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrentSP Posted February 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 bump for the sake of the good ole days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Digital Jams Posted February 27, 2007 Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 bump for the sake of the good ole days. They are not coming back but ............ MENTONEMAN STILL OWNS M/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhr74 Posted February 27, 2007 Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 There's like $3 in my wallet.Sounds like a bargain. lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrentSP Posted February 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 They are not coming back but ............ MENTONEMAN STILL OWNS M/ LMAO!! MENTONEMAN OWNS THE WORLD!!!! M/ M/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted February 27, 2007 Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 I already knew about this scam. I've been camping out at Home Depot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hulston Prickle Posted February 28, 2007 Members Share Posted February 28, 2007 This is one of the all time best posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ducky_x Posted February 28, 2007 Members Share Posted February 28, 2007 I saw the thread an hoped that those girls started again. Nope just bumped back up. :sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrentSP Posted February 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 To the top.....again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tommythelurker Posted February 8, 2008 Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 To the top.....again It's been a year and a half and you still haven't come up with any new material? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted February 8, 2008 Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 This was a good thread. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrentSP Posted February 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 It's been a year and a half and you still haven't come up with any new material? No, I'm just a washed up comedian I guess Man com'on its classic......I LMAO everytime I read it....just passing on the fun. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted February 8, 2008 Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 FTW!!! I never have money anyways, so I would Win, and they would be in Failcity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tommythelurker Posted February 8, 2008 Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 No, I'm just a washed up comedian I guess Man com'on its classic......I LMAO everytime I read it....just passing on the fun. :poke: Just poking a little fun back :poke: Wait, I'm not sure that came out right, sounded a little dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sandman31774 Posted February 8, 2008 Members Share Posted February 8, 2008 i'm going to home depot tonight !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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