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  • Band idea...portable stripper pole

    I remember someone saying "Never underestimate the random appearance of a stripper pole for makings of a fun evening"

    So...there ya go.

    Now...how to execute?


    Ideas?
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  • #2
    Meh.

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    • #3
      I saw kid rock waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day at a small place, and he had strippers everywhere on stage. it made the show pretty awesome.
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      • #4
        Take out a $30,000 loan for one
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        • #5
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          • #6
            Just put one up, unsecured at the top of course.

            The first time some drunk tries to put their weight on it: THUD.



            Make sure the "pole cam" is rolling.

            Bose PAS


            Also a good idea but the speaker moves it from "good laugh" to "lawsuit" territory.
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            • #7
              I play gigs at this dive bar and it has a stripper pole right next to me on stage. It's pretty awesome. I usually jump of stage at some point and just look up at the girls dancing. It's good because it gets other girls dancing next to it too. I hate to admit that I play next to a stripper pole but it's been pretty good. Definitely found me with some opportunities to talk to some girls. It's worked pretty well.

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              • #8
                My roommate has one in our apartment, she practices on it all the time and it seems really stable.
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                  • #10
                    There's a stripper pole in the middle of the dance floor where we jam. There are a few girls that are too good at it and they are hot to boot.
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                    • #11
                      We played a club a few months ago that had like 4 stripper poles. By 1AM there was a line of chicks waiting to get on them.

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                      • #12
                        I remember someone saying "Never underestimate the random appearance of a stripper pole for makings of a fun evening"

                        So...there ya go.

                        Now...how to execute?


                        Ideas?


                        You better get some damn good liability insurance, because I guaran-damn-tee you within the first week some drunk bitch is gonna get up there to attempt the cross knee release and bust her fat ass.
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                        • #13
                          Good idea, but not if you play in a heavy metal band, since you'll then only have guys and a few ugly women at your show.
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                          • #14
                            Hmm...maybe it'd be better to hire a couple of "professionals" to pole-dance at our shows.

                            LOL...wonder what they'd charge...
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                            • #15
                              Good idea, but not if you play in a heavy metal band, since you'll then only have guys and a few ugly women at your show.


                              Probably worse, since it could be biker bars that we'll be playing at more often than not.
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