Members HumanFuseBen Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Sometime recently i seem to have picked up some poison ivy! I have little bumps on my ankles, forearms, and a little on my stomach. i thought they were spider bites at first, but then the tell-tale little blisters started to form. lame.i guess this started about 3 or 4 days ago.i've read all kinds of crazy {censored} to do to fix it. What do you all do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pee on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 job one would be to dump that new girlfriend stat job two would be to see a doctor IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urban Ghandi Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Cold salt water...if you can go swimming in the ocean...it will be gone in a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jds22 Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 My coworker got into some real bad. He had to go to quick care and get a steroid shot, some steroid cream, and some steroid pills. Dude's gonna be massive by the time he's done with treatment. Seriously, if it's bad, go to a doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pee on it. damnit!!! came in here to post that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HumanFuseBen Posted August 17, 2011 Author Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 i will hire someone to pee on me, got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 i will hire someone to pee on me, got it. I don't know about you, but I can aim my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members peavey_impact Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I don't know about you, but I can aim my dick. Where's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Where's the fun in that? Try it without using your hands for a challenge. On your living room's carpet if you are truly daring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members facefirst Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pee on a puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HumanFuseBen Posted August 17, 2011 Author Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Should i swirl it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members k-train Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Rubbing alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Should i swirl it? With feces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lumpy555 Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 srsly! bleach!! worked in a lawn service at a country club. damn near as cool as bill murry in caddyshack! i got poison oak,ankles on up to the manparts! my boss,an oldtimer, says back in my youth ,on da farm ,we use bleach! watered down a bit,put it in a spray bottle,3-times a day! worked fer me! that {censored} was cleared up in bout 36-hrs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 srsly! bleach!! worked in a lawn service at a country club. damn near as cool as bill murry in caddyshack! i got poison oak,ankles on up to the manparts! my boss,an oldtimer, says back in my youth ,on da farm ,we use bleach! watered down a bit,put it in a spray bottle,3-times a day! worked fer me! that {censored} was cleared up in bout 36-hrs!!! You should have mixed it with ammonia instead of water, Lumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dunk yourself in a swirl tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumhucker Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I thought calamine lotion was the standard cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I thought calamine lotion was the standard cure. It never helped me. It would feel good for a little while and then make me feel hot and sticky, not that that is a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jlb32 Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Doesn't it pretty much have to run it's course unless it's majorly bad and needs medical attention? I've always just used anti-itch agents and things like calamine lotion to dry it up until it has went away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HumanFuseBen Posted August 17, 2011 Author Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dunk yourself in a swirl tank. i have literally dreamt this you don't know how many times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 i have literally dreamt this you don't know how many times! You should dip the old wanger in the tank and then chase the Mrs around the house with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arm~On~Fire Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I tried all the remedies said so far, and the stuff I found to work the best is called: Calagel, made by Tec Labs http://www.teclabsinc.com/store/poison-oak-ivy/calagel Sh!t works awesome, and got rid of it. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HumanFuseBen Posted August 18, 2011 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 You should dip the old wanger in the tank and then chase the Mrs around the house with it video coming sooooon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Don't trust anyone ... Poison Ivy has 5 leaves or is it leafs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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