Members isvoid Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 01: Mmmm ... love me some dark meat.02: Mmmm ... love me some breasts.03: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.04: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.06: Slather the butter all over the breasts.07: Best spread I've ever seen.08: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.09: Wow, I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.10: You still have a little bit on your chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Brazzers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pepi Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 And ... I hate that {censored}ing bitch wife of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members reddt1 Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 And ... I hate that {censored}ing bitch wife of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Filter500 Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Brazzers. The wife & & went to see The Hobbit @ the movies this past weekend. The brown wizard had some kind of white stuff running down the side of his face. When they showed it, some kid in the audience said "Brazzers" really loud. There were a few chuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Isn't ham the traditional Christmas fare? All of this leg spreading, face-jizzing stuff is more of a Thanksgiving thing, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Isn't ham the traditional Christmas fare? All of this leg spreading, face-jizzing stuff is more of a Thanksgiving thing, I think. Granny always has both turkey and ham at her house.unfortunantly, I'll be doing Xmas @ with the inlaws in N.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Granny always has both turkey and ham at her house. unfortunantly, I'll be doing Xmas @ with the inlaws in N.C. inlaws = no cum on face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted December 18, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 ***** WINNER ***** srsly, the first person to quote it was going to win something ... just have to decide what that is ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members 100 watt Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 inlaws = no cum on face? no gravy slinging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Filter500 Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 srsly, the first person to quote it was going to win something ... just have to decide what that is ... Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted December 18, 2012 Author Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nice! Yep. Thanks for (unknowingly) playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 01: Mmmm ... love me some dark meat.02: Mmmm ... love me some breasts.03: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.04: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.05. Imagonna cum on your face after supper.06: Slather the butter all over the breasts.07: Best spread I've ever seen.08: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.09: Wow, I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.10: You still have a little bit on your chin. there won't be a christmas this year. haven't you heard the news? quetzalcoatl is coming back to swallow the earth whole before some invisible planet crashes into us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Lies. lots of them. People trying to one up the other, Women trying outdo themselves with makeup and what they wear. "Food was awesome" it was really dry, left out too long, stale cookies "Not much, how about you" when it's really- family issues, spousal issues, didn't get the gifts expected. etc "You wouldn't believe.... (with some other bs story line about commuting there)" Followed by the drive home continuing on until you go to bed where you discuss the "others" at the dinner. It's all good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slaymoar Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 "You're only having one plate?""No gravy?""Why do you only have vegetables and a bit of turkey on there?""Do you want bread and butter? What do you mean no?""How 'bout a beer? No we don't have any wine.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members metalhobo Posted December 18, 2012 Members Share Posted December 18, 2012 Your holidays sound wretched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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