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    I must have been the exact, perfect age when this came out. It's still my favorite bond film.



    I thought Natalya was about as good as it gets for a "Bond Girl" character. She was smart, independent, underestimated, strong, and a hot piece of ass.



    Xenia was an awesome female Bond villain. Evil to the core, and sex-crazed to the core. Hot as hell as well.



    Sean Bean was a great villain, since he is Bond's equal.



    The comic relief/seriousness ratio was perfect. Judy Densch, Robby Coltrain, Minnie Driver, Joe Don Baker, and Alan Cumming, etc.



    The music was awesome. FWIW, I didn't know who Eric Serra was until 5 minutes ago. His "Experience of Love" song during the credits was meant for Leon. Interesting.



    The song, btw.




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkoYnCIG80





    I also didn't know Bono and the Edge wrote the title theme sung by Tina Turner.



    Great, great movie. I love Sean Connery and Daniel Craig, but I thought Goldeneye was a superior film overall to most of the other offerings. Pierce Brosnan was born to play Bond. Not that the other guys aren't, however.
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    Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond ever. Closely followed by Sean Connery. Too bad, apart from Goldeneye and The World is Not Enough (to a certain extent), the writers on the rest of his movies sucked balls.



    *cough dieanotherday cough*



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    • #3
      Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond ever. Closely followed by Sean Connery. Too bad, apart from Goldeneye and The World is Not Enough (to a certain extent), the writers on the rest of his movies sucked balls.



      *cough dieanotherday cough*



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      '67 Bassman
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        FAMKE!!!
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        Originally Posted by Hank Hill


        Don't you realize you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse.











        Originally Posted by jnurp


        My ex confided to me when we were madly in love that her ex before me was literally hung like a pringles can. That was one of the worst moments of my life.

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          FAMKE!!!
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          Originally Posted by Hank Hill


          Don't you realize you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse.











          Originally Posted by jnurp


          My ex confided to me when we were madly in love that her ex before me was literally hung like a pringles can. That was one of the worst moments of my life.

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            "Do me, sex panther. I suffocate you between my legs"



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              "Do me, sex panther. I suffocate you between my legs"



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              • #8
                I think it's the most fun Bond film. The Craig ones are gritty and realistic, the Connery and Dalton era stuff is darker in tone. Brosnan was over-the-top as bond, the fun cartoon Bond.



                The problem with the rest of the Brosnan movies is that they didn't understand the over-the-top thing. They went big and dumb without having a handle on how to do big and dumb in a fun way. Kind of like how Quantum of Solace stumbled on how to handle Craig's Bond. But Goldeneye got the right ingredients. And, c'mon, Famke Janssen is a stone-cold fox.



                Also, we all ****************ing know know The Thomas Crown Affair was a Bond movie, and need to stop pretending it's not. It's exactly what his Bond would do between blowing things up in Madagascar or escaping a skyscraper by zip-line in Manilla. It's not Rene Russo's fault she misread his capsizing a catamaran as an act of boredom, not espionage... because Bond is a secret ****************ing agent, you know? I stand by that, and it's maybe my fifth favorite Bond film. Also, Rene Russo was a stone-cold fox in this one. Dat dress.
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                • #9
                  I think it's the most fun Bond film. The Craig ones are gritty and realistic, the Connery and Dalton era stuff is darker in tone. Brosnan was over-the-top as bond, the fun cartoon Bond.



                  The problem with the rest of the Brosnan movies is that they didn't understand the over-the-top thing. They went big and dumb without having a handle on how to do big and dumb in a fun way. Kind of like how Quantum of Solace stumbled on how to handle Craig's Bond. But Goldeneye got the right ingredients. And, c'mon, Famke Janssen is a stone-cold fox.



                  Also, we all ****************ing know know The Thomas Crown Affair was a Bond movie, and need to stop pretending it's not. It's exactly what his Bond would do between blowing things up in Madagascar or escaping a skyscraper by zip-line in Manilla. It's not Rene Russo's fault she misread his capsizing a catamaran as an act of boredom, not espionage... because Bond is a secret ****************ing agent, you know? I stand by that, and it's maybe my fifth favorite Bond film. Also, Rene Russo was a stone-cold fox in this one. Dat dress.
                  -"Actual journalism? Isn't that when you don't commit crimes?"
                  -"Hell no, it's when we commit really good crimes."

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                  • #10






                    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Hunter
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                    "Do me, sex panther. I suffocate you between my legs"







                    Any day of the week.
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                    Originally Posted by Hank Hill


                    Don't you realize you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse.











                    Originally Posted by jnurp


                    My ex confided to me when we were madly in love that her ex before me was literally hung like a pringles can. That was one of the worst moments of my life.

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                    • #11






                      Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Hunter
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                      "Do me, sex panther. I suffocate you between my legs"







                      Any day of the week.
                      Good Transactions with: Hank Lady, JonathanD, thinkpad20, leod_74, GodBlessTexas, JerryP, ed_sped2, Sixtonoize, TheChopsyWanker, Silvertongue







                      Originally Posted by Hank Hill


                      Don't you realize you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse.











                      Originally Posted by jnurp


                      My ex confided to me when we were madly in love that her ex before me was literally hung like a pringles can. That was one of the worst moments of my life.

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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by Sex Panther
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                        Any day of the week.




                        Every day of the week.
                        -"Actual journalism? Isn't that when you don't commit crimes?"
                        -"Hell no, it's when we commit really good crimes."

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                          Quote Originally Posted by Sex Panther
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                          Any day of the week.




                          Every day of the week.
                          -"Actual journalism? Isn't that when you don't commit crimes?"
                          -"Hell no, it's when we commit really good crimes."

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                          • #14
                            she keeel you weeth legs on first date.
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                              she keeel you weeth legs on first date.
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