Need more lyrics... Be Clever and Funny !!

It's a stone-heavy, slow, bluesy thing with a solid, pronounced 4/4 beat.

I've got only one line so far.....

probably the first line of the chorus.

"What you are rhymes with bore and grocery store

'cause you're out more nights than the moon."

Here's a couplet I've yet to use:

I had a thought when I was sober

I'd like to get off with my co-worker

[continued]

...after all those relations and late-night gyrations,

is there anyone you wouldn't let spoon?

OR

i would let you come over and sit on my lap,

but first clean that knot of the balloon.

(if reference is needed, see urbandictionary.com: balloon knot)

just ask me to be a filthy {censored}, and i'll comply - sad, really

What you are rhymes with bore and grocery store

'cause you're out more nights than the moon.

In and out, a revolving door

Sometimes not home 'till twelve noon

Now I'd like to pretend it doesn't matter

That I'm above any sort 'a concerns

But you lay yourself out like a spinning platter

A Lazy Susan that turns, turns, turns

Matt and Hank and Frank

Are just places that you've been

Taking deposits like a bank

If I've felt lower, I don't know when...

...or something like that.

I thought I had backed into the hard rhyme using "moon", but I can see that I was wrong about that.