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  1. You are now entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where you might find a scary man, or a monster. These are just examples. It could also be something better. Prepare to enter....the scary door.
  2. Originally posted by Thumper I kicked butt at Scrabble last night. Strip scrabble? A scrabble drinking game?
  3. Holy hell we have the greatest Chinese restaurant in the country right next door to my office. I go in, order chicken lo mein with 2 egg rolls. Then i go outside to have a cigarette. By the time i finish, i go in and the food is waiting for me. Hooray Chinatown Inn!
  4. Originally posted by Zamfir Your generation is going to live a {censored}load of a long time past 65... That's going to suck unless i end up like Professor Farnsworth... I dunno. Something about old people just irks me...i think it's every morning when i'm driving on the parkway and i'm cruising in the left lane, and i come up on an exit. Now, this is a light-construction zone, so we're all going about 50-55ish, so i let the car on the right of me have plenty of opportunity to merge into the left lane so that the 8 cars stopped on the onramp can get on. But they don't get over, and everytime i pass that car, it's an old person. IT NEVER FAILS.
  5. Originally posted by Zamfir Treat yourself to a Roth IRA first, THEN buy gear. Saving money is for losers. I really don't expect to be alive by the time i'm 55 anyway.
  6. 5 days until my 21st B-day! I'm getting paid for the last 3 weeks of my office job soon, i think i'm going to treat myself to a new amp. So much for saving money this summer.
  7. Originally posted by niomosy Hmmm. Here he mentions gay, orgy AND closet in the same post. Methinks he's trying to say something but is having a hard time getting it out God damn it, you got me. I will redouble my efforts to provide the benchmark for proper grammar, spelling, and customer service.
  8. I dunno, for some reason i'm definitely not a horny drunk. I get hit on often enough at school to know that it really isn't my thing...either i jump into exisiting arguments or i lose myself in whatever music i'm listening to. I also get quite neurotic when i don't have music playing, especially when i'm drinking. Of course this is with random girls. I really don't like alcohol to be involved the first time i hook up with a girl...i have no problem shagging when drinking, but really only when i've hooked up with her before and she wants it bad enough. I'm not one to go seek it out, knowwhatimsayin?
  9. Well, the 13th is a sunday. So i was thinking we'd shag all day until 11:30ish, then get dressed and hit the bars at midnight.
  10. Originally posted by niomosy Or walk home Though riding a bike would be entertaining to watch after the festivities I live 15 miles from the closet bar, and 35 miles from pittsburgh. Though 5-6 of us might throw down for a cheap hotel room...i get the bed, of course. (awaits gay and orgy jokes)
  11. Originally posted by Zamfir Bring a sober friend to get you home. I'm bringing my sober girlfriend.
  12. 6 days until my 21st birthday.
  13. Originally posted by Ryand ranjaman ... your avatar bugs out my eyes LMAO.. good one!! Holy {censored} i thought my head was about to explode...
  14. Originally posted by Zamfir I ask myself exactly that. Mostly I beat myself up on a binge of FreeCell. Spider Solitaire is too goddam annoying to be fun for more than half an hour. One time a few years back i had a 28-game freecell winning streak.
  15. I lost my virginity yesterday.
  16. 16 days until my 21st, bitches.
  17. Excess consumption of sugar free life savers may have a laxative effect.
  18. 31 days until my 21st b-day.....hot damn this will be the longest month ever.
  19. Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man...
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