Monster Joe

Can't let this thread die just yet... At a gig we were playing in a pretty popular metal club, I was standing outside, enjoying the lovely summer weather when a nice looking Dutch girl comes stumbling in my direction. She was drunk as a skunk, had fallen flat on her ass twice that afternoon already. So she clings to me and starts telling me how good looking Biff Byford, the singer from Saxon is and how I shouldn't worry, I'll get as good looking as him when I'm older (now that's a scary prospect!!!) She pinches my cheeks a couple of times, pokes my beer gut and proceeds to fall on her ass again. At that point her friend picked her up and put her on a chair so she could cool down a bit... All the time, the singer and drummer's girlfriends were giving me the evil eye, ready to go tell my girlfriend the minute I made a wrong move

LOL! I'll have to remember that one for future use. The worst part is that's probably what he was doing

My groupie story : After a quite successful gig I'm having a drink when this very cute girl walks up to me. She says "Hey, you're in the band, right?" I give her a big smile and say "Yeah..." She then asks :"Can you tell me where I can find your singer?" She must not have liked the look on my face because she didn't hang around for the answer