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I registered on HC to thank Terry for a wonder story, and to tell you that in Colorado, his particular situation is perfectly legal, because the two people in question are within 10 years of each other. Yeah.. almost. The girl was 14. The law in Colorado is: Sexual assault to knowingly inflicts sexual intrusion or sexual penetration on a victim (1) under age 15 if the actor is at least four years older or (2) at least 15 years old but less than 17 years old and the actor is at least 10 years older. He claimed to be 20, and besides it being very uncool and stupid, it was also illegal and punishable with up to 2-6 years in prison.. I know he says she claimed she was 17... but it's still not very smart IMHO.

I once {censored}ed this girl who would always come to the shows 4 years ago, I was 20 at the time, and she told me she was 17, so I didn't think it was that bad, turned out she was 14, and I did a 14 years when I was 20. Haha. Fuuuck it. dude.....

Gawd I hope he isn't a member of this forum! hehe I'd DIE! Miko... is that you?

We were playing a birthday gig one night and later in the evening the liquor was flowing and the audience was really partying and getting into it. A woman comes right up to the front of our lead guitar player and.. I missed this part.. pulled up her shirt and flashed him. We ended the set on that song and right when we vamped the last chord, she grabbed his cowboy hat and ran for the door and he gave chase. We sat down at the table the bass player's wife and daughter were saving for us and the daughter says "Did you see that woman flash her boobs at Scott?" I said, "No, I must've missed that." "What did she look like?" She says, "I think she musta been in a car wreck or something.":eek: I never asked her what that meant. "Another beer please!"

Originally posted by JacieFB I'm amazed at how unaware of the actual definition of "groupie" people are these days... A couple of years ago, I was sitting at dinner with a group of friends: My wife My wife's friend(50-ish) My wife's friend's boyfriend(50+) My wife's friend's daughter (23-ish) Her daughter (maybe 4?) Daughter's friend (23-ish) (Not sure if it's relevant, but I'm late-20's and my wife early 30's. Just wanted to give the interesting age spread at the table.) Eventually, the subject of my band came up. The 23-year-olds became quickly enamoured...especially the friend. After telling them where we play and what kind of music it is, the conversation eventually goes to... "ooooo...that sounds soooo cool...can we be your groupies?" Me: *fighting spraying my beverage all over the place* "umm...sure?" Nice... and the funny ones always happen with the SO there. I've never had that one happen, but something that has happened to me a few times is being at the supermarket with the wife and a female shopper will say "Aren't you the guy in the band that played at so-and-so last week." I'll say, "Why yes, yes that was me." And she will say it was a great show or whatever. When she leaves my wife will ask if I need the bathroom and I'll say that I don't... she says, "I mean to clean yourself off." I don't know exactly what that means, or what I'm supposed to clean off. I just laugh.

"Now they call you prince charming. Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes. Say you'll be alright come tomorrow, but tomorrow might not be here for you. (yeah, you)"

Originally posted by John S. Shinal These come in various species. We had one for a while who I dubbed "Roadie Without A Cause". He kept trying to book us into bizarre stuff too but eventually withered on the vine. Mom, I want one of those too. Everybody has one but me. I usually have the drummer/bass player/whatever that is always blowing smoke about his connections and can't get anything. I want one of those semi-harmless models that fades away without the dramatic firing episode.

Great story... truth is stranger than fiction.