I don't know if you'd count this as a groupie story so much... but anyway, here goes. I play bass and guitar, haven't really done any actually gigging yet (I'm just eighteen, and still finding myself as a musician) but anyway, about a year ago, one of my mates, Matt, decided that it'd be great to pick up girls by pretending he was in my band. I didn't object to it, because Matt's just one of those guys who can get almost any girl he wants because he's hilariously funny, and that makes for an awesome wingman. Two or three times, he and I built up this routine where we'd tell girls about the current 'band troubles' we were going through. Usually, they were true on my part, the only difference being that Matt wasn't actually the lead guitar player in my band. This routine was great, not only did we both hook up with some really hot girls, we met some great female musicians/singers. At one particular house party, he and I shared a bottle of Jim Beam, and went about our not-completely-true routine, to great effect. I ended up hanging out with this cute blonde girl, whose name I won't mention. She was a little bit younger than me, with lush, golden hair and an amazing, curvaceous body for someone of her age. She was a very poised, affirming individual for a sixteen-year-old (don't worry people, I was only seventeen at the time); it turned out she was an aspiring singer actress, and she looked every bit of it, confident, smartly dressed, and most importantly, smoking hot. I was simply mesmerised. The two of us sat together for awhile, away from the mayhem of the party, talking about music and life in between the occasional sip of Jimmy, when Matt came over, completely wasted, his third or fourth hookup hanging off him. By this point, I had my girl perched on my left knee, my arm around her, with my other hand resting on her leather-jacketed hip. Matt was more of a disturbance by this point; I knew that if he, in his Jim Beam-induced stupor, kept going with his lead guitarist bull{censored}, I would lose my chance with this beautiful creature, with whom I was now undoubtedly infatuated. Matt, barely able to stand, slurred something along the lines of 'You guys are cute....you know....Timmy here can sing....and I play the guitar...we're good...you know you two should get busy', before he sauntered off again, his drunken hookup in tow. I would've just gone for it, had she just been any average girl, but she wasn't. I didn't want to blow this opportunity; I didn't just want to bang this girl; I was honestly interested in what she was doing, and I hoped she'd be interested in my own music when she heard it. She smelt the bull{censored} as soon as Matt hurriedly walked away; 'What's with your friend. Does he usually talk this much {censored} when he's drunk?' she asked. I put one and one together and assumed that she thought my story was completely full of it too, so I stupidly replied 'yes'. 'I bet you and your friend think you're really cool, Tim. Anyway, you can tell a good story.' Looking back, that whole 'we're' in a band' thing, was really {censored}ing cocky, even if my part of it was the truth. I thought my chance was gone, but, unexpectedly, the girl stayed right where she was on my knee, and her smile widened. She put her arms loosely around my neck, her blue eyes wide like a cat's. She pulled herself closer, and ran a hand down my cheek. 'You're not like that other guy....what a cocky asshole....Tim, I'm going to make your friend see who's really cool' ...to be continued