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Originally Posted by Bonoman I'm still alive. DDDDOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!! Fill us in! How's the health?

Originally Posted by Zamfir *insert ebassist whack smiley here* You wouldn't do that to T-40.

Originally Posted by Zamfir What's Outland? A cartoon strip drawn by Berkeley Breathed shortly after Bloom County was cancelled.

Originally Posted by Super_Donut_Man Ever get that feeling like you are average at a few things but not good at anything I excel at being average.

Originally Posted by slapthefunkyfour I'll take the one on the far left and her freind behind her. Thanks.

What the hell is this doing 4 pages back????? Get with the program, people!

Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. The colonoscopy sucked, but the good news is that they found nothing. No polyps, no growths, no cancer, no ulcers, nothing. The doc said that for a smoker I've got surprisingly pink guts. I don't think he meant I was a {censored}, but now that I read it... Anyhow, the bad news is that I got some pretty severe food poisoning a few years ago that turned into the Norwalk Virus, and basically I had it so bad that it's never going to go away now. I will basically have flu symptoms every day for the rest of my life until this finishes eating my stomach and kills me in a decade or so, so that kind of sucks. It's not contagious, but it is deadly and there's no cure and no relief from the symptoms. All the sex and drugs that I've had and done, and I get killed by a bad piece of salmon. Never would have thought it... I'm going for a second opinion in a few weeks. I don't think my doctor or the colon people are correct about this. Call it a gut feeling (pun intended), but I just don't think that diagnosis is right. Holy {censored}ing {censored}!!! Dude. I'm speechless.

Originally Posted by Zamfir NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Put it back. That thing is history, man. The original post is still there. He just adds and subtracts now an then.

Originally Posted by chunky-b How about a beaver shot? I eat beaver.....

Fancy post

Originally Posted by T-40 You and me are gonna have at it. Real soon like. I deserve that title, mother{censored}er. Dude..... Don't even go there. The champ is here, yo.

Originally Posted by Thumper I wish. The drummer's wife had the camera... Got any pics of the drummer's wife?

Originally Posted by Thumper I got flashed by a 20-something hottie at Saturday's gig. This post is worthless without pics!

Me, Bizitches!

Originally Posted by slapthefunkyfour I like how T-40 edited his first post in here today. He edits it every so often just to see if anyone is still paying attention.

Looks like y'all are takin' care of things in here.

Originally Posted by oldivor What's up!

Oh, thank you, Jesus! I thought the Killer Thread might have been deleted because of the new vBulletin format. Can you tell I haven't been here for awhile?

ooohhh.... Anyone else realize this is page 666?

Originally posted by oldivor In other news chicken + rice = yummy. What can I say though? I'm just a southern boy who likes his rice. Rice GOOD! I love rice. Goes with just about everything.

She's a brick...... house Bow chicka bow wow Brick.... House! Gonna let it all hang out! Yeah, She's a brick.... house! Sorry..... just got done watching the Kirstie Alley on Oprah segment on You Tube.... Now that damn song is stuck in my head!

Originally posted by Melanie Aaargh! Our parents have taken over LT!! Tell your parents the check is due in 7 business days.

Originally posted by Melanie Page 3 bump My nephew's been to visit. He's nine months now. I swear he just gets cuter So when are you and Sam gonna get busy and have one of your own?

It's strange to consider that aside from my family, this thread will probably be the greatest accomplishment in my life.....