Members Phait Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML --- Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML --- Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members veracohr Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 That almost happened to me once. I was at at the doctor about a hernia, and he brought in a young, hot female new doctor who was training I guess. The reassuring smile and gentle touch did not help. I was using all my willpower thinking look at the color of the walls, look at the picture of the sailboat, I wonder if I paid my electric bill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fendercaster Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML This anyone here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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