Stupid Lyrics Thread - like -"alligator lizards in the air" - Please - add your gems

[GAS Man]

Yes, Highway 101 is closed ma'am, it appears we've got "alligator lizards in the air."

Oh, dear, Alligator Lizards again!? Oh my.

 

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Add any dumb/weird song lyrics you all can think of.