Members Rumor Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 Who's the fattest drummer you know of? If you've got some pics, post 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jessz1 Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 Gene Hoglen... also one of the BEST drummers out there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members e-b-e Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 This thread reminds me that I wanna lose twenty or so pounds. Suppose I should walk to the convenience store now as I am out of cigarettes. Had I not read this thread a minute ago--I would have driven, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Droplaw621 Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 Vinnie Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tangman Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 I'd say nick barker is a strong contender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dark Slide Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by tangman I'd say nick barker is a strong contender Ugh. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6961384058869967408&q=Dimmu+Borgir Ugh... I know the sound isn't lined up with the video, but... ugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tangman Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 hahaha he can drum bloody fast though! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ulank Posted November 28, 2005 Members Share Posted November 28, 2005 Give me some time and I'll be the champ. I practice daily at becoming the fattest drummer ever. In fact, just looking at a 16" drum head makes me want to put pepporoni on it and eat it. Of course, with being the fattest drummer, comes the sweatiest and the smelliest, as well. Win-win-win baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HottKarl Posted November 29, 2005 Members Share Posted November 29, 2005 Dave CulrossJohn LongstrethFlo MournierPete SandovalNick Barker All blindingly fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jessz1 Posted November 29, 2005 Members Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by HottKarl Dave Culross John Longstreth Flo Mournier Pete Sandoval Nick Barker All blindingly fast. Not FaSTest>>>> FaTTest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members smurfco Posted November 29, 2005 Members Share Posted November 29, 2005 Paul McCartney's current drummer Abe Laboriel Jr. is pretty hefty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Robbie Mac Posted November 29, 2005 Members Share Posted November 29, 2005 Buddy Miles was quite big. Larry Londin too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GregRule Posted November 29, 2005 Members Share Posted November 29, 2005 Michael Bland of Prince's New Power Generation is one BIG, bad dude. Check him out on the song "Diamonds & Pearls." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GregRule Posted November 29, 2005 Members Share Posted November 29, 2005 Here's a link to Michael's website: http://www.michaelbland.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HottKarl Posted November 30, 2005 Members Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by Jessz1 Not FaSTest>>>> FaTTest HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is what happens when you post at work and are doing three things at once. Well at least I got 1 out of 4....(Nick Barker.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jessz1 Posted December 1, 2005 Members Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hahaha.... hey, one outta four isn't that bad. Good odds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheSphinX Posted December 9, 2005 Members Share Posted December 9, 2005 Those guys that all of u have mentioned may be extreeeeemely fast BUT......the FASTEST out there is without a doubt....[drumroll].....Victor Carlin ! ! Catchiiiing!! Ladies and gentlemen, there u have it!Victor Carlin of JinX is the fastest drummer known to man at this moment!He can reach the extreme speed of 32nd notes in about 192 beat per {censored}in' minute! and dig this, I know the guy!!!! He lives 3 blocks from my house and I was present when he reached 182 bpm!!! Boy was he sweaty!! Unfortunately he hasn't made it official because he seems to have a "celebrity issue" (eiiighhh????) but he won't keep it from spreading, believe me!!!! 32nd in 192 bpm = 16th notes in 384 bpm = 1536 strokes per minute!!!!HA! NEW WORLD RECORD!! Victor Carlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jessz1 Posted December 10, 2005 Members Share Posted December 10, 2005 Ummmm....... once agian.... faTTest.... not FaSTest...... We all know Lars is the fastest geesh... idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheSphinX Posted December 10, 2005 Members Share Posted December 10, 2005 oh {censored}! haha didnt realize that! well actually I did but I forgot once I started wrtiting the post!But anyway, VICTOR CARLIN!!!! P.S: My God, human!!! I bet Lars cant even play 16th in 250!!!He is deeply overestimated but I thought everybody knew that!Even true Metallicafanatics knows he sucks ass! He's not tight, not fast, has no dynamics, egocentric etc etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jessz1 Posted December 10, 2005 Members Share Posted December 10, 2005 Damn, I thought that comment was filled with enough sarcasim that noone would think I was serious .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dark Slide Posted December 10, 2005 Members Share Posted December 10, 2005 Originally posted by TheSphinX P.S: My God, human!!! I bet Lars cant even play 16th in 250!!!He is deeply overestimated but I thought everybody knew that!Even true Metallicafanatics knows he sucks ass! He's not tight, not fast, has no dynamics, egocentric etc etc etc You say that as if playing 16ths at 250 is easy... which is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ReighIB Posted December 11, 2005 Members Share Posted December 11, 2005 Originally posted by TheSphinX Those guys that all of u have mentioned may be extreeeeemely fast BUT......the FASTEST out there is without a doubt....[drumroll].....Victor Carlin ! ! Catchiiiing!!Ladies and gentlemen, there u have it!Victor Carlin of JinX is the fastest drummer known to man at this moment!He can reach the extreme speed of 32nd notes in about 192 beat per {censored}in' minute! and dig this, I know the guy!!!! He lives 3 blocks from my house and I was present when he reached 182 bpm!!! Boy was he sweaty!!Unfortunately he hasn't made it official because he seems to have a "celebrity issue" (eiiighhh????) but he won't keep it from spreading, believe me!!!!32nd in 192 bpm = 16th notes in 384 bpm = 1536 strokes per minute!!!!HA! NEW WORLD RECORD!! Victor Carlin! I bet hes a robot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groovy_seagull Posted December 11, 2005 Members Share Posted December 11, 2005 dennis chambers. for the last santana tour he was wearing a MOOMOO he was bigger than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arizonabay Posted December 12, 2005 Members Share Posted December 12, 2005 Kirk Covington bad ass fat ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackcheez Posted December 13, 2005 Members Share Posted December 13, 2005 Anybody remember Bartholomew Frost Smith AKA Frosty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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