Members Jesse_Wray Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Just about anything by the Beastie Boys brings teh lols big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scarecrowbob Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Originally posted by nklarow Wow. That scares me. That's just vogon poetry for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Originally posted by SirPsychoBuddha well i thought i would post the worst and most disgusting lyrics to a song i have ever herd....enjoy: {censored}ing an animal! Drinking 50 beers {censored}ing an animal! Blowing 50 steers {censored}ing an animal! Oh im a {censored}ing queer {censored}ing an animal! these disgusting lyrics are brought to you by the weird old band of GWAR. YOU SHALL NOW RECIEVE.....THE HEAT SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kabaalk Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 This ballgame's in the refrigerator,The door is closed,The lights are out,And the butter's getting hard. What a splendid pie,Pizza-pizza pie,Every minute, every second,Buy, buy, buy, buy buy,What a splendid pie,Pizza-pizza pie,Every minute, every second,Buy, buy, buy, buy buy. Pepperoni and green peppersMushrooms, olive, chives,Pepperoni and green peppersMushrooms, olive, chives. Need therapy, therapy,Advertising causes need,Therapy, therapy,Advertising causes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kabaalk Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Hey amigos . . .Adelante amigos . . .Vamos vamos mi amorMe gusta mucho tu saborNo no no no tu coraz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kabaalk Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 You know... I think this tripple post has made me realize that I'm hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nklarow Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 That's just vogon poetry for ya. Well... I'm just gonna sit outta this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SirPsychoBuddha Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 This ballgame's in the refrigerator, That song makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theDan Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 "Braile (For Stevie Wonders Eyes Only)" by Bring Me the Horizon (a deathcore band from the UK) It's 3:18, mouth tastes like the corpse of every pregnant teen,The minutes are hours, the hours are days,I feel infected by your presence, you speak in tounges,I smell the lies dancing on your blackened lungs, I whispered in her ear:Fear me dear, for I am Death,I'll take your hope, your dreams, your love,Till there's nothing left I whispered in her ear:You better fear me dear, for I am Death,And I'll take that {censored} you call a life,And I'll see them {censored}ing break I'll take your hope,I'll take your {censored}ing dreams,I'll take your love,I'll take everything you {censored}ing bitch, I'll steal the diamonds from your eyes,I'll turn your promises into lies,I'll steal the diamonds from your eyes,I'll turn your promises into lies, It's 3:18, mouth tastes like the corpse of every pregnant teen,The hours are days, the days are dead,I feel infected by your presence, you speak in tounges,I smell the lies dancing on your blackened lungs, I hear the fear in your voice, but you shouldn't feel a thing,Your life's already worse than any pain that I could bring,That I could bring,That I could bring, I could make it December every day,But you're so blind, it may as well be May, And I whispered in her ear:You better fear me dear, for this is DeathAnd I whispered in her ear:Fear me, 'cause I am Death One more time, I whispered in her ear:Fear me dear, for I am Death,I'll take everything you ever loved I whispered in her ear:You better fear me, for I am Death.For I am Death.For I am Death Bitch (It's funny cause they're like dead serious and are really into that stuff, and if you listen to the song, the screaming just makes it funnier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bronze_Addict Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Originally posted by Walt Disney WTF? It's called "Old Skin" by Acid Bath it's on their 2nd CD called "Pagan Terriorism Tactics." It was released around '96 I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tripod trilogy Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 "pearl harbor sucked just a little bit more than i love you" really, any song from that movie cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JWL Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Skip it forward to 1 minute 50 and wait for lyrics impro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wuzza Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Oh-ewwoo,...... Mine...Is Bigger, It's Bigger Than Yers 'Cause Yers Is Not MineThe Lengths That Mine Can Go To... The Spew-Spray In Yer EyeOh No I Drank Too Much...Can't Get It UpI Thought That I Heard You Laughing, I Thought That I Heard You Scu-reeemI Think I Got Some On Yer PieWell That's Me In The Corner, That's Me In The Spot...LightLosin' My Erection,... Trying To Keep It Hard Fer YewAnd I Don't Know If I Can Screw Ut, ...I Try, and Try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wellhungarian Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 I'm a drummer. I don't listen to the {censored}ing lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinniewannabe Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Hey amigos . . .Adelante amigos . . .Vamos vamos mi amorMe gusta mucho tu saborNo no no no tu coraz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SirPsychoBuddha Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Hey amigos . . .Adelante amigos . . .Vamos vamos mi amorMe gusta mucho tu saborNo no no no tu coraz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drumming4Him Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Almost anything in Dr. Dre's "Next Episode" (2000). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blsmn Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Out of the sea, oh Aphrodite,Out of the foam, oh Aphrodite,Born from the sea green penis,Goddess of love,Goddess of belly love, Aphrodite, out of the froth.... and a classic from the Fugs; Pump, pump, pump, pump, spurt, spurt, spurt, spurt,{censored}ing, {censored}ing, {censored}ing, {censored}ing,Wet Dream.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinniewannabe Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 What? No Frank? SY BORG:May I have this dance?And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkinonhis head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly byrepeating theentreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversationalEnglish form,so that his intentions regarding the Appliance will be madeperfectly clear... JOE:I've got a better idea...{censored} me, you ugly son of a bitchYou ugly son of a bitch{censored} me, you ugly son of a bitchStick it outStick out yer hot curly weenieStick it outStick out yer hot curly weenieStick it outStick out yer hot curly weenieWeenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie!Make it go fastIn and out,Magical PigMake it go fastIn and out,Magical PigTill it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirtsFireTill it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirtsFireDon't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blsmn Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 What? No Frank? Sure thing:) I have been in you, babyYou have been in meAw' little girl, there ain't no timeTo wash yer stinky handGo 'head 'n' roll overI'm goin' in you againIn you againIn you againIn you again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Type 0 Negative: Now I don't know whose ass you've lickedNo {censored}-tongued boy will ever taste my dickHe says:"How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends"Hey no thanks Pal, I'll stick to lesbiansYou're rightA sexist pig, I guess it's true(I hate all men including you)I don't care what you think of me'Cause - I like goilsBad goils all over this world I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cuteBut I don't deal well with compacted poopSo look,If my views make you annoyedYou're just jealous I don't have hemorrhoidsSo now,To make it clear that you can't bone meMy tattooed ass reads "exit only"I don't care much for sodomy'Cause - I like goilsBad goils all over this world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Prankmonkey Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 I didn't check the whole thread, so sorry if these have been posted, but since I'm a fair singer, I just can't get through this Johnny Cash song without cracking up. Of course, It's "Delia's Gone": "Delia's Gone" Delia, oh, Delia Delia all my life If I hadn't have shot poor Delia I'd have had her for my wife Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone I went up to Memphis And I met Delia there Found her in her parlor And I tied to her chair Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone She was low down and trifling And she was cold and mean Kind of evil make me want to Grab my sub machine Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone First time I shot her I shot her in the side Hard to watch her suffer But with the second shot she died Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone But jailer, oh, jailer Jailer,I can't sleep 'Cause all around my bedside I hear the patter of Delia's feet Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone So if you woman's devilish You can let her run Or you can bring her down and do her Like Delia got done Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone And don't forget Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethyl": "Cold Ethyl" One thing I missIs Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kissWe met last nightMaking love by the refrigerator light Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my armsEthyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms One thing, no lieEthyl's frigid as an Eskimo PieShe's cool in bedAnd she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my armsEthyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms Come on, Cold EthylFreeze me, babe One thing, it's trueCold Ethyl, I am stuck on youAnd everything is my wayEthyl don't have much to say Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my armsEthyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms Come here, Cold EthylWhat makes you so cold?Ooh, so cold...ooh...Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold EthylCold Ethyl, Cold, Cold EthylCold Ethyl, Cold, Cold EthylCold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl If I live till I'm 97You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heavenCause you're cool, you're iceCold Ethyl, you're my paradise Yep, some pretty out there lyrics. Prank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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