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TheGirlfriend

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Big day tomorrow.

 

I have an interview for a temporary position.

It involves crafting. Sexy.

 

It's at a rather dumb place that needs to bulk up before valentines day. VD, if you will.

 

I will be embossing ribbon with cute {censored} like 'i love you,' and 'will you be mine.'

I'm just stoked for the 'accidental' screw ups like, 'i hate your face gremson,' and 'slap happy drums.'

 

Maybe I'll make some 'tattooed trailer trash' ribbon for hollywood.

 

I cannot wait for some of this shiny red ribbon to 'fall off the boat.'

And I like money.

MTV will be here soon, but not soon enough to keep me in cigarettes.

Need this job.

Cross fingers? :love:

 

xo,

TheAmy:wave:

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well seeing as you can taxidermize American Gothic, you should be a shoe in for such a job, still not sure if I'd lead with "Hi, I'm Amy and I make art from dead mice."....still with the right warming up and barring an unfortunate choice in interviewer you might benefit by mentioning the mice.....???

 

But maybe that's one you spring on them once you get the job and want them to keep their distance:poke::poke:

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