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This is Captain Oever!

Operator: One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic.

PA : Captain Oever, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence

Oever, white courtesy phone.

Oever : I'VE GOT IT!

PA : Thank you.

Operator: Go ahead with your call.

MayoDoct: Uh, this is Doctor Brody at the Mayo Clinic. There's a

passenger on your Chicago flight 209er, a little girl

named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis. She's

scheduled for a heart transplant, we'd like you to tell

her mother we found a donor an hour ago. We have the

heart here, ready for surgery. . . We must have the

recipient on the operating table within 6 hours. I

want you to make sure she's kept in a reclined position

and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV. Also,

its very important that she remain calm. . .

Operator: EXCUSE ME, This is the operator Captain Oever, I have

an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.

Oever : Alright, Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

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Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?

Oever : I can't tell.

Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?

Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.

Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

Oever : No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours.:facepalm:

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Classic, but the formula wasn't truly perfected until the The Naked Gun. Wait, what the hell am I doing in the drum forum?
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I beg to differ. NG did nothing much for me...an imitation if you ask me...JMO

 

I did not care for Airplane 2 that much...only in spots did it hit the homerun that airplane did...

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I beg to differ. NG did nothing much for me...an imitation if you ask me...JMO


I did not care for Airplane 2 that much...only in spots did it hit the homerun that airplane did...

 

 

The best part of A2 was the courtroom testimony.

 

"The pilots were lame to the bone homes, and the folks was a freakin' man. So, Blood hammered out some jam jib {censored}, tightened that bad sucker side the runway like a mother......"

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