Members RoboChrist Posted July 9, 2006 Members Share Posted July 9, 2006 How's about a story? Rules: 1. How about one incomplete sentence per post?2. No periods, only elipses before and after sentence (...)3. Posts should maybe bear some relation to previous post? I'll start: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful lonely brunette living in a small mining town, who had a serious problem with her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted July 9, 2006 Members Share Posted July 9, 2006 Active bass electronics.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassguy Posted July 9, 2006 Members Share Posted July 9, 2006 and by electronics i meant face, she was so ugly she... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted July 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...had tinted windows on her incubator, but that's beside the point, the point is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willbill0587 Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 she was sooo ugly she... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zebra Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 got plastic surgery and became really hot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rumble Bass Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 so hot she started dating Michael Anthony of Van Halen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rastafarian_nz Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 and they settled down and had a baby, and this baby would be henceforth known as BOALG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hunter6 Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 who would be forced to play horrible bass solos ala Michael Anthony, but BOALG... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ryan7585 Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 Originally posted by Hunter6 who would be forced to play horrible bass solos ala Michael Anthony, but BOALG... was not willing to deal with such atrocities, so he soon revealed his secret identity..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted July 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...as this man's defence attorney, who btw is an avid fan of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rastafarian_nz Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ... Hanson (mmmbop), who are quite possibly the best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members badmotor Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ... supporters of extented - time headbutting in the entire nation of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Retrovertigo Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 well it doesn't really matter where, suffice to say that it is a country well-known for their... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zebra Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ketchup production... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rastafarian_nz Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ... and superheroes, like Superman, who recently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 had an accident at a machining factory, losing both his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoundandBlocked Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 faith in God and man as a result of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rastafarian_nz Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...an unfortunate "shmelting accident" that permanently damaged... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted July 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...his hearing in one testicle; which is to say his testicle ended up in his ear, no doubt as a result of trying to desperately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rastafarian_nz Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...perform a VERY unorthodox vastectomy on himself, while at the same time attempting to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willsellout Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 give himself fellatio, but all the yoga in the world couldn't cure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted July 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...every man's secret fantasy...being able to perform a vasectomy, polishing your knob, all while doing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zebra Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...two women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rumble Bass Posted July 10, 2006 Members Share Posted July 10, 2006 and a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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