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Only 6? I feel so lazy.

Originally Posted by Zamfir Every time I see the word "Virginia" I always think "vagina," which makes that statement slightly awesome.

Originally Posted by Giddry So, I'm eating peanut butter pops cereal from a mug. I got all the milk out but now I can't get the few remaining cereal bits out of the bottom. Feel the pain! They have peanut butter pops now?

This is an awesome semi-local beer. I had to get a different beer from the same brewery because they were out of it, though.

A Lada?

Bill, Fernando, and Elija are going on a road trip up north. They stop at a hotel for the night and the only room there is a single bed. Since Fernando and Elija seem to have a little thing for eachother, Bill decided that he'd plant himself in the middle of the bed for the night, so that the two wouldn't fool around. They go to sleep for the night. The next morning when they get up, Bill says "well that was a good night's sleep, what'd you guys dream about?" Elija says "I kinda dreampt I was getting played with" and he looks over to Fernando. Fernando says "me too," and looks back. Bill says "you guys are gross, I dreampt I was skiing!"

Originally posted by Zamfir On a more disturbing note, I saw a pack of mallard ducks gang-raping a female the other day at a nearby park. They were biting the {censored} out of her neck, too. She was missing feathers and raw/bloody in spots. I chased them off to let the female get away. They flew over and started mugging another female swimming in the river. {censored}ing ducks. Funny, I just saw a group of ducks outside a few hours ago at the pond around here. All females though, no raping. I'll check back later to see if I can catch some hot lesbian duck sex.