Members RoboChrist Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 I was hoping I would have a nice weekend just lounging around the house but my ass isn't letting me ...Since around 11:00AM this morning I've been having the {censored}s something terrible. I mean we're talking pea soup here,like every half hour. I think it was some bad nuts I ate earlier So anyway, do I have to weather this out old school or is there some obscure folk remedy involving a bag of soaked cloaves er something? Please somebody help me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 I would guess garlic bread would be good, but I've never tried it.But a thick absorbent thing like bread with low fiber (light bread) and higher in Salt should help to thicken up your innerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 4string Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 Sounds like a {censored}ty day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted September 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 Originally posted by Ace Of Bass I would guess garlic bread would be good, but I've never tried it.But a thick absorbent thing like bread with low fiber (light bread) and higher in Salt should help to thicken up your innerds. Tried the bread thing. Maybe it takes a little time to get down there. I've got food here that'll do the trick but my appetite is just not up to it. I'm burping a lot too...real weird smelling burps like rootbeer and farts... and I'm a healthy slim chap too...{censored}ed I tell ya, {censored}ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 Opiates always stop me up nicely. Any one will do, Vicodin, Percocet, Percodan, Oxycontin, heroin... Take as much as you can. You won't {censored} for a week! C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted September 10, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 Originally posted by Crescent Seven Opiates always stop me up nicely. Any one will do, Vicodin, Percocet, Percodan, Oxycontin, heroin... Take as much as you can. You won't {censored} for a week! C7 I guess now would be a good time to add that every time I laugh my gut starts to rumble so no jokes please...this is serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rastafarian_nz Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 Have you heard of Imodium? I don't know if it goes by the same name in Canada. Pop a couple and the runs are gone in a half hour. If Imodium isn't available in your locale, look for something with 'Loperamide HCl' as an active ingredient. A 2mg-4mg dose will do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NSPBass Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 This happens to my little brother whenever he eats nuts. He's farty, poopy, and his burps would stop a train cold. I think you've just gotta stick it out on this one. nspbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J. Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 Yeah, your body will have to purge itself of whatever it doesn't tolerate. Time is the only cure. Be sure to drink a lot of fluids so you don't get dehydrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted September 10, 2006 Members Share Posted September 10, 2006 might try pepto. That usually works. Not going to do any nut jokes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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