Members Shuma Gorath Posted February 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 200lbs is the top end IF she has a cute face and she's tall. I don't go after the girls with rolls, but most guys would call this girl fat: When the reality is, she's not "fat" at all. I'm ok with guys not wanting to go after the thick girls, like I've said a million times, my buddies used to chase around the skinny "hot" girls and buy them stuff, and take them to the bar and pay for them, and drive them around, etc. I always had chubby girlfriends that had a job, a car, and no {censored}ing drama. So I was getting laid while all my homeys were paying out to try to get a little play. Suckers all of them. C7 She's not fat all. She has a nice face and rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 fixed...C7 evidently hit the wrong keys with his chubby, sausage roll fingers... Nah, I was trying to type with a giant cinnamon roll in one hand and a diet pepsi in the other. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 Nah, I was trying to type with a giant cinnamon roll in one hand and a diet pepsi in the other. C7 You have three hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 You have three hands? Well yeah, but that one was wrapped around my wiener like it always is.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 Do the ole' Siegfried and Roy on her. For those who don't know how this works (no there are no tigers or dude on dude love) I'll explain. 1. You get her drunk and start tapping it doggy style while she is looking out the window. 2. You then have your buddy step in and do a quick switch with you so she thinks you just pulled out for a moment. 3. You sneak around to the other side of the window and wave at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragon9666 Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd love to do that! Hi honey! HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 Kick her to the curb. If she cheats now, she'll cheat latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 I'm glad you curbed her, dude. Now here's some positive thoughts coming your way for a safe surgery with a quick recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 I'm glad you curbed her, dude.Now here's some positive thoughts coming your way for a safe surgery with a quick recovery. What she said - good luck on the surgery, bud... - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 Good Decision - good luck w/ the surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members venturawest Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 i recently read this and thought it might help you keep things in perspective as you get along in your new life minus this skanky whore: Remember, girls are just people. They eat, {censored}, sleep, get shorter without their heels, and tend to look like tired and plain without makeup. Girls generally don't make much money, or have much status beyond their looks. Think about this before you decide "she's out of my league." something to keep in mind. good luck with the surgery, our friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted February 3, 2007 Members Share Posted February 3, 2007 Girls generally don't make much money, or have much status beyond their looks. Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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