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Irish joke for the day after


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Sean walks into Paddy O'Tooles bar and sits down in a huff. He says, "give me two shots".

 

Paddy pours him two.

 

Sean drinks both shots and says, "One shot fer me and one fer me dear brother in Ireland" and gets up and walks out.

 

The next week Sean walks in and orders the same two shots. He drinks them down and says, "One shot fer me and one fer me dear brother in Ireland".

 

The third week he walks in and Paddy says, "you want two shots, Sean?"

 

"No, give me one shot!" Sean shoots back angrily.

 

Paddy pours him a shot then says, "Say you've been coming in here and ordering two shots, one for you and one for your brother in Ireland. Nothing has happened to your brother has it?"

 

Sean takes the shot and snaps back, "No, this shot is fer me brother in Ireland. I gave up drinking for lent."

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