Members mike fitzwell Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Packer fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Viking fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Bears fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Packer cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Viking cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Bears cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Packer fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Bears cap... you find an asshole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Svi Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Whatever. I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with a Packers' fan anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L-1329 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Cheddarheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassred Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 I used to play as the Packers when I was playing Madden 99....... Good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gruntollio Bass Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm going to have to convert that joke to Rugby Leage format for my Aussie mates! Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phildogger Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Old joke, originally it was a Yankees hat. Been around many years here in New England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mike fitzwell Posted August 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 And old one indeed, but it's fun to throw around Bears {censored} here with the whole FIB contingent and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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