Members mrcrow Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin .. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin .. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!" its not that funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 *polite golf clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 *bashes head repeatedly on desk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 9.5...very repeatable, suitably dry, and yet more than a hint of the risque... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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