Members way2fat Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Q: What's the difference between a bull and a blues band? A: The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chu2 Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Q: What's the difference between a bull and a blues band? A: The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlueStrat Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Q: What's the difference between a bull and a blues band? A: The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in back. My horn players loved that joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MarkGifford-1 Posted January 18, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 18, 2008 That joke was originally about Lawrence Welk... MG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 That joke was originally about Lawrence Welk...MG And I thought I was old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alan1123 Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Hmmm - In my professional field (Aviation) - we have an equally old variant - that can be restated to fit the particulars . . Q: Whats the difference between Pilot's Boots and Cowboy's Boots? A: On Cowboy boots, the BullSh*t is on the outside. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bendafender Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Similar to : Q. What's the difference between a procupine and a porche? A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SkullCap Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 Completely not similar to any of the above and quite offensive: Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a gynocologist?A: Teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zon5string Posted January 23, 2008 Members Share Posted January 23, 2008 Hmmm - In my professional field (Aviation) - we have an equally old variant - that can be restated to fit the particulars . . Q: Whats the difference between Pilot's Boots and Cowboy's Boots? A: On Cowboy boots, the BullSh*t is on the outside. . . . Q: How can you tell if there's a fighter pilot in the room? A: Don't worry, he'll tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nobody Told Me Posted January 23, 2008 Members Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ahhh nothing like a good old aviation joke. Makes me long for the days when we'd send the new guy down to the FBO for a spool of flight line and a gallon of prop wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arf-boy Posted January 23, 2008 Members Share Posted January 23, 2008 What do you call a drummer with two brain cells? Pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hrcnsfan Posted January 23, 2008 Members Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ahhh nothing like a good old aviation joke. Makes me long for the days when we'd send the new guy down to the FBO for a spool of flight line and a gallon of prop wash. When I was at Fort Bragg we used to send the new guys to supply to get canopy lights for our night jumps!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MDLMUSIC Posted January 23, 2008 Members Share Posted January 23, 2008 Whats the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? The rock guitarist plays three chords in front of a thousand people. (You can figure out the rest...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GWS5987 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Q. How many guitar players does it take to play Stevie Ray Vaughn? A. Apparently all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mahon451 Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Whats the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? The rock guitarist plays three chords in front of a thousand people. (You can figure out the rest...) :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GeraldLeong Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Couple of old ones: How do you know when a drummer is at the door?The knocking is off time. Why can't the lead singer get through his front door?He can't find the key, and doesn't know when to come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted January 25, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Q: What happens to singers when they take Viagra? A: They get taller. Q: Why do attorneys wear ties? A: To hold the foreskin back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChordGirl Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 What's the definition of perfect pitch in Bluegrass? When the banjo hits the accordian in the dumpster on the first toss. I posted this joke before, but I figured you might like it, TC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted January 25, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 What's the definition of perfect pitch in Bluegrass? When the banjo hits the accordian in the dumpster on the first toss. I posted this joke before, but I figured you might like it, TC. I heard it was when the banjo lands in the toilet without touching the rim. Terrorists took a banjo player, a fiddle player, and a bass player hostage and demanded several million dollars in ransom from the government. When the laughter stopped, the terrorists decided that they would execute the hostages after allowing each of them to play his last song. The banjo player said: "I want to play Foggy Mountain Breakdown one last time." The fiddler said: "That seems a little lively for the circumstances, for my last song a I want to play Ashokan Farewell." The Bass player said: "Please shoot me first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 86 strat guy Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 I heard it was when the banjo lands in the toilet without touching the rim. Terrorists took a banjo player, a fiddle player, and a bass player hostage and demanded several million dollars in ransom from the government. When the laughter stopped, the terrorists decided that they would execute the hostages after allowing each of them to play his last song. The banjo player said: "I want to play Foggy Mountain Breakdown one last time." The fiddler said: "That seems a little lively for the circumstances, for my last song a I want to play Ashokan Farewell." The Bass player said: "Please shoot me first." That, sir, was FUNNY!!! I'm stealing this for use at the next bluegrass event I attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted January 25, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 That, sir, was FUNNY!!! I'm stealing this for use at the next bluegrass event I attend. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week and don't forget to try the veal. A man is watching the ball game when his son walks up and says: "Dad I want to learn the upright bass will you buy me one?" Dad says: "But I still have the trumpet you haven't played in six years." Son: "But I'm serious this time." Dad: "OK, provided you sign up for lessons." Son "OK." The kid gets his fish and heads out to his first lesson. When he returns Dad asks him what he learned. The kid says:"See this string, the one closest to me and the biggest in diameter?" Dad says:"Yes." Son: (obviously proud): "Well, that's the "E" string", and heads off to his room to practice. Three days later dad's watching the ballgame when the kid walks by on his way out with his instrument. Dad:"Going to your lesson?" Son: "Nah, I got a gig." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members corbind Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 That was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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