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I checked my email and saw a message that (I thought) was audio related...because the subject dealt with tape machines.

 

So I open 'er up and here is what was printed:

 

 

"Now and then, related to onlooker make love to bicep of light bulb.And dance with the dark side of her roller coaster.

 

When lunatic around prime minister is nearest, over hydrogen atom laugh and drink all night with cup from snow.

 

Toward fire hydrant wakes up, because over philosopher take a peek at parking lot inside gonad.

 

Beyond blithe spirit laughs out loud, and cheese wheel toward pocket strokes; however, tenor behind tuba player give lectures on morality to.

 

If of fetishist confess fighter pilot living with, then looking glass around rejoices."

 

 

How strange is that? Anybody else get these? I love the "take a peek at parking lot inside gonad" line....classic. LOL

 

 

I think I'll use this stuff in a song :D

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wow. sounds a lot like my lyrics/words from freshman year of highschool. before the teachers sucked out all my creativity :mad:

 

well actually... i cannot believe that such an inconsistant frog would leap onto the edge of my toothpick remover. oh yeah. and {censored} divas.

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Originally posted by Kamurah

"Now and then, related to onlooker make love to bicep of light bulb.And dance with the dark side of her roller coaster.


When lunatic around prime minister is nearest, over hydrogen atom laugh and drink all night with cup from snow.


Toward fire hydrant wakes up, because over philosopher take a peek at parking lot inside gonad.


Beyond blithe spirit laughs out loud, and cheese wheel toward pocket strokes; however, tenor behind tuba player give lectures on morality to.


If of fetishist confess fighter pilot living with, then looking glass around rejoices."

 

Occasionally?... ???... hump?... what(watt)?...

 

lunatic around prime minister = bush? meeting between them? summet? maybe pertaining to a date when they've met? Maybe a reference to someone else who knows some prime minister, with an interesting name?

 

I think it's gotta be some kind of riddle.

 

Kiru

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Originally posted by Kirumamoru


Occasionally?... ???... hump?... what(watt)?...


lunatic around prime minister = bush? meeting between them? summet? maybe pertaining to a date when they've met? Maybe a reference to someone else who knows some prime minister, with an interesting name?


I think it's gotta be some kind of riddle.


Kiru

 

Your attempt at decoding what appears to be the work of a lunatic reminds me of a certain movie in which a snobby art critic interprets the work of a monkey to be one of the greatest abstract pieces in the history of art. ;):D

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I believe that a lot of spammers are now using computer-generated lists of random words in headings of emails, and they might also be doing this in the text itself. The message seems almost to have some elements of grammar, but is clearly nonsense, and looks computer-generated to me. The fact that it almost looks grammatical and has some syntax makes it look tantalisingly like a riddle, but I wouldn't waste time on it unless you know the sender might have sent a riddle.

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... unless it's really a mail from kirumamorou, and the reason he's posted about it twice is an attempt to get us to consider it. *removes tinfoil hat*

 

it ALMOST looks like a markov-chain induced text, but i couldn't for the life of my think of what kind of seed-text you'd have to use to generate that (bicep, prime minister, roller coaster, etc. all appearing in one document would be an oddity, at least to me). i'd do some "real" analysis on it (i'm doing independent study on something kind of similar to randomly generated texts, but with music instead), but it's not worth the work until we know it's not just spam.

 

i'm sticking by my chick theory.

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Generally conciders such emails the result of really bad auto translator gnerated spam and random word picking.

 

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