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Drummer Replacement


daddyO

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I want to replace our drummer at church with a drum machine and I want to know which one is the easiest to use for a reasonable price but still sound reasonable. We have two drummers at our small church. One is good but unreliable due to 4 kids, a wife and a job. The other is unreliable, grouchy, but is good if you're playing a Hank Williams song - which we don't in church.

 

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Hello daddyO,

 

 

... unreliable ...

 

We have the same problems at our church band (german only pages: .

Maybe this is just a strange coinsidence, or are all drummer unreliable? I don't think so.

BTW: our problem is the volume on stage: our drummers all play way to loud. Now we use an electronic drum kit. This helped a lot !!!

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> On that subject, anyone know any good drummer jokes?

 

Q: How do you get a drummer to shut up?

A: Hand him some sheet music.

 

Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ Test?

A: Drool

 

Q: What example is cited to define "oxymoron" in Webster's Musical Dictionary?

A: Snare Drum Music

 

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs around with Musicians?

A: A Drummer

 

And.. just so's we know drummer's aren't the *only* joke targets..

 

A cab pulls up to a music store in Nashville. A man carrying a pair of drum sticks, and a woman carrying a guitar hop in.

 

Q: Which person in the cab is the professional musician?

A: The cab driver

 

Wes

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