Members flutegirl Posted August 12, 2007 Members Share Posted August 12, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flutegirl Posted August 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 12, 2007 How do you make a trumpet sound like a french horn? Make it out of tune and play a bunch of wrong notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IndofunkCity Posted August 12, 2007 Members Share Posted August 12, 2007 Excessive trumpet playing most certainly DOES cause madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted August 14, 2007 Members Share Posted August 14, 2007 I've got a better punchline for that one: How do you make a trumpet sound like a French horn? Stick your hand in the bell and miss lots of notes. How do trumpet players get the high notes? They buy a new mouthpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IndofunkCity Posted August 14, 2007 Members Share Posted August 14, 2007 How do trumpet players get the high notes? They buy a new mouthpiece. tried it/doesn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted August 14, 2007 Members Share Posted August 14, 2007 tried it/doesn't work You probably just haven't bought enough yet. Try finding a few that have been blessed and washed in holy water by a trumpet playing minister. That should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IndofunkCity Posted August 14, 2007 Members Share Posted August 14, 2007 You probably just haven't bought enough yet. Try finding a few that have been blessed and washed in holy water by a trumpet playing minister. That should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flutegirl Posted August 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 15, 2007 Wouldn't that absolutely rock, if you could get a blessing to get those difficult notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IndofunkCity Posted August 15, 2007 Members Share Posted August 15, 2007 En nomini patri, fili, e espiritu maynardi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkZ Posted August 15, 2007 Members Share Posted August 15, 2007 En nomini patri, fili, e espiritu maynardi The last time I heard anything like this, the heads of the Five Families got whacked. Well, four of the five, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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