Members Slave_New_Wurld Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 There's a ton of threads on here about how to play guitar and technique and stuff. DO any of you guys have tips on how to not play guitar? I've tried putting my guitar away and moving away from it - this works well for a while... Any really solid techniques for not playing guitar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lackingimpact Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 um.. sell/give it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bardsley Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Every time you pick up your guitar, put on "My Heart Will Go On". That way, you'll eventually end up with the Pavlovian feeling that holding the guitar means Celine Dion. You'll never pick it up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knottyhed Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by Slave_New_Wurld There's a ton of threads on here about how to play guitar and technique and stuff. DO any of you guys have tips on how to not play guitar? I've tried putting my guitar away and moving away from it - this works well for a while... Any really solid techniques for not playing guitar? LOL You could try spending all your time on this forum thinking up daft topics to post about The potential downfall of the Celine Dion thing, is that you might associate Celine with your guitar and end up liking her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kinetic Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 - Girlfriend/wife- Job- Children- Internet forumsThey suck time like you wouldn't believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slave_New_Wurld Posted March 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by Kinetic - Girlfriend/wife They suck time like you wouldn't believe Sucking time is only half of it - and I believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slave_New_Wurld Posted March 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 What's all this Celine Dion bashing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Little Dreamer Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Try listening - exclusively - to the music that's popular these days. If that doesn't make you quit, it should at least convince you that 1/2 hour of practice a week is more than enough. Practice saying "Anyone who practices more than 1/2 hour a week is a wanker" over and over. Practice using words like "bling" in normal day-to-day conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GTM Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 When I first saw this thread title I thought for sure it was started by Terje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knottyhed Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Go on the electric guitar forum and say you want to learn to shred, after they've finished flaming you you'll have been convinced not to practice and play with lots of feeling instead Naturally you wont want to play *too* much in case you accidentally develop any technical skill and loose your mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members typedeaF Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 p0rn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slave_New_Wurld Posted March 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 At the risk of turning into Open Jam, I'm locking this thread.......... damn, I wish I had the power to do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knottyhed Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by Slave_New_Wurld At the risk of turning into Open Jam, I'm locking this thread.......... damn, I wish I had the power to do that You started it, now you have to deal with the consequences :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slave_New_Wurld Posted March 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by Knottyhed You started it, now you have to deal with the consequences :evil: I've lit my bonfire now I have to piss on it...no that's not right is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members planet shh Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Knottyhed LOL You could try spending all your time on this forum thinking up daft topics to post about The potential downfall of the Celine Dion thing, is that you might associate Celine with your guitar and end up liking her. hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fatfat Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 I cover all bases by whacking it at work wile thinking of my girlfriend and listening to celine dion and spooging all over my guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knottyhed Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by fatfat I cover all bases by whacking it at work wile thinking of my girlfriend and listening to celine dion and spooging all over my guitar. Brilliant, and then you wont be able to play guitar cos your strings will be too slippery... God I wish I hadn't have said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slave_New_Wurld Posted March 17, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Knottyhed Brilliant, and then you wont be able to play guitar cos your strings will be too slippery... Isn't that what that "fast frets" stuff does anyway - I wasted pounds on that stuff when I could have gotten it free from my own testicles my own testicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members simeon Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 LOL spoogingspooging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knottyhed Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Slave_New_Wurld Isn't that what that "fast frets" stuff does anyway - I wasted pounds on that stuff when I could have gotten it free from my own testiclesmy own testicles Unlike "fast frets" it will eventually go all sticky though... plus you really don't want to have to re-apply in the middle of a gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dastardlydrvish Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 This thread went south really fast... I mean DEEP south... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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