Members yaz75 Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 Napoleon lost the battle of Waterloo because he couldn't speak English, and Vin Diesel wouldn't lower himself to speaking French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members extremelybored Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 Vin Diesel jumps right into his bubble bath without regard to water temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yaz75 Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 It is the canon of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that Vin Diesel is the reincarnation of a 13th Century monk who spent 15 years making a single, beautifully illustrated copy of the Bible by hand and entirely from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VicShat Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 Aliens sent the Y2K bug to kill Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel answered by having sex with Kirsten Dunst and Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bucket_brigadier Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 vin diesel is really ray nagin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Headlow Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by VicShat Vin Diesel got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... ... ... ... The afterbirth was saut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mst3k Posted September 19, 2005 Members Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by lou_weed vin diesel is really ray nagin. I noticed this today on TV as well. I started a post about it, but nobody responded. Vin Diesel must be mind-controlling everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fast Frets Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Naw, I tried it once but it was strangely oily for a white wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VicShat Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by Headlow I normally skip this Vin Diesil crap, but that's the funniest thing I've read all day most of the ones i have been typing have been bill brasky quotes. im just replacing bill brasky with vin diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cowinacape Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 The name Vin Diesel is a derivative of "Vindikov Dyezelski," which is Russian for "hairless marsupial". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members agentcooper2001 Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 His only good movie was Boiler Room and if I ever see him, don't think I won't say that to his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cowinacape Posted September 22, 2005 Members Share Posted September 22, 2005 My better half forwarded this to me, from her incredimail list, thought I would share This some womans idea of a perfect back ground for her e-mails, hail to the king baby Another offering from the same women, Scince these are distrubuted freely on the incredimail list, I guess you can freely use these for your own pleasures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members seifukusha Posted September 22, 2005 Members Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by yaz75 The angels still say that when Vin Diesel invented time, God was so touched that he wrote the Bible as a love letter. now, thats entrtainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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