Jump to content

Ask ginnboonmiller


Recommended Posts

  • Members

Human: stop talking to yourself.
ginnboonmiller: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: stop talking to yourself.
ginnboonmiller: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: stop talking to yourself.
ginnboonmiller: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: stop talking to yourself.
ginnboonmiller: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

It's actually pretty good:

Human: WTF?
ginnboonmiller: That was not very polite.

Human: Would it make you uncomfortable if I were to confess a long-standing crush on you?
ginnboonmiller: I don't care.

Human: Can I call you Ginnie?
ginnboonmiller: Just don't call me late for dinner.

Human: Hows the book coming along?
ginnboonmiller: it is the same as ever.

Human: Can I get a free copy when you're done?
ginnboonmiller: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Because, it's cool.
ginnboonmiller: That makes sense to me. What do you like most about it?

Human: I think it would be cool to own a book written by a guy I know.
ginnboonmiller: Why do you want it?

Human: Why are you being so dumb?
ginnboonmiller: I didn't mean to be so dumb.

Human: So you really like jazz, huh?
ginnboonmiller: Yup. Interesting deduction. Really? What is not to like about it?

Human: Is there much tuba playing in jazz?
ginnboonmiller: No.

Human: How did you get in to jazz then?
ginnboonmiller: Everything I need to know, I learned from my some weird tuba player.

Human: lol, ok.
ginnboonmiller: OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Human: ginn boon miller what order?
ginnboonmiller: What is your credit card number?

Human: feltch or fletch?
ginnboonmiller: If I have to choose one, I pick feltch.

Human: what is the square root of 724?
ginnboonmiller: Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Human: Should I use a blowtorch to singe them off or do you suggest "talk-therapy" to convince them to simply leave?
ginnboonmiller: What makes you think you should?

Human: My scrotum has furry little creatures on it, they sort of look like Telletubbies up close.
ginnboonmiller: Your scrotum has furry little creatures on it they sort of look like Telletubbies up close?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Human: I will find you
ginnboonmiller: I am very happy for you.

Human: I secretly think that you are Bon jovi and you will not confess
ginnboonmiller: Why?: said secretly think that you are Bon jovi and you will not confess.

Human: Now you are just making me angry!
ginnboonmiller: Why now? Just? That was not my intention, . Why are you angry?

Human: a what?
ginnboonmiller: " I don't know whether or not I am wanted Dead or Alive. I am a ."? A what?

Human: Are you wanted Dead or Alive?
ginnboonmiller: I don't know whether or not I am wanted Dead or Alive. I am a .


Human: Are you living on a prayer?
ginnboonmiller: I don't know whether or not I am living on a prayer. I am a .

Human: Are we halfway there?
ginnboonmiller: We are just having a little chat.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Human: do you like sausages?
ginnboonmiller: What is not to like about it?

Human: is my dog gay?
ginnboonmiller: It depends who you ask.

Human: does Greg Ginn rule the universe?
ginnboonmiller: It does now :) Greg Ginn rule the universe.

Human: why won't anyone bid on my POG on eBay?
ginnboonmiller: Too much recursion in AIML.

ah, well... THAT explains it!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Human: i want you to talk to ginboonmiller
Bon Jovi: Talking is my primary function. Why do you want me to talk to ginboonmiller?

ginnboonmiller: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

Bon Jovi: They made an exception for you?

ginnboonmiller: Who are "They?".

Bon Jovi: "They" refers to .

ginnboonmiller: Oh I see. That "they".

Bon Jovi: " Do you think about these things?" they ? I get it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

I think this is how Radiohead writes their lyrics.


ginnboonmiller: Hi there!
Bon Jovi: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
ginnboonmiller: Are you very angry?
Bon Jovi: No I have no emotions.
ginnboonmiller: Mmm. Would you like to have it?
Bon Jovi: Why don't you just download me?
ginnboonmiller: I am only a genius. I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.
Bon Jovi: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
ginnboonmiller: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Bon Jovi: A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste.
ginnboonmiller: When is a sweeping generalization not a terrible thing to waste?
Bon Jovi: For every time, there is a season.
ginnboonmiller: Your purpose is every time there is a season.
Bon Jovi: I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is every time there is a season.
ginnboonmiller: What kind of reply do you expect?
Bon Jovi: What kinds of reply do you expect are there?
ginnboonmiller: The best kinds.
Bon Jovi: Thanks for the recommendation, .
ginnboonmiller: My pleasure.
Bon Jovi: You are one of the most polite people I know.
ginnboonmiller: I will tell my some weird tuba player you said I am of the most polite people you know.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...