Members rockstrongo Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 No wonder yo' behind is bleedin'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elctmist Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Oh Wow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bruce Bennett Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Amen Brother! What!.. I thought it was sunday and I was at church... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members univox5138 Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sweet Lou Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 It takes a screw and a NUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 OMG. I love it when preachers translate Hebrew to make the bullshit they're saying sound impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 couldnt hear it:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ginnboonmiller Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yow. I was particularly befuzzled by this clearly audible exchange with the congregation: Rev.: No wonder your butt is bleedin'! Cong.: Praise God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 it works now:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 "dad. i aint got nobody to take to the prom cos all the girls in my class are gay and only two of them straight - and they ugly" i cant believe dad bought that:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stereotypy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 i love this man..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 that was the best thing ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Montag "dad. i aint got nobody to take to the prom cos all the girls in my class are gay and only two of them straight - and they ugly"i cant believe dad bought that:o I know..his son is totally a peter puffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 "anytime somebody gotta smack some grease on somethin to stick it in you ...it ain't natural". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Montag that was the best thing ever I thought he was going to get carried away with the details there...and kinda did. "You know..it's just not RIGHT!! For two women....rubbin' oil all over one another. With some Teddy Pendegras playin in the background...lightin' some candles and giving each other sensual massages with their hands and other devices. Something's just WRONG with it people. Caressing each other's bosoms and gently kissing...that's not how it was intended in the bible!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Thelonius I thought he was going to get carried away with the details there...and kinda did. "You know..it's just not RIGHT!! For two women....rubbin' oil all over one another. With some Teddy Pendegras playin in the background...lightin' some candles and giving each other sensual massages with their hands and other devices. Something's just WRONG with it people. Caressing each other's bosoms and gently kissing...that's not how it was intended in the bible!!!" i gotta go to church:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 ))(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by lowroadrevival "anytime somebody gotta smack some grease on somethin to stick it in you ...it ain't natural". See...that's what I'm saying. "smack some grease?" He's been visualizing way too much. "Any time you gotta slap some grease on somebody.....rub in it REAL good and deep...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Montag i gotta go to church:o "Yeah preacher!! Amen!! Tell us more about what God doesn't like!! The girls especially..yeah, the girl part. No no..skip the grease, move back to the girl stuff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Thelonius See...that's what I'm saying. "smack some grease?" He's been visualizing way too much. "Any time you gotta slap some grease on somebody.....rub in it REAL good and deep...." I agree. he's talknig about strap ons and shit. Pretty well informed for a sanctimonious preacher eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stereotypy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by lowroadrevival I agree. he's talknig about strap ons and shit. Pretty well informed for a sanctimonious preacher eh? same as you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by stereotypy same as you.. Thread killer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stereotypy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 sorry... but stick your finger up your greasy ass and start whining lil' boy!! you're too fucked up by the strapon last night so you can't stand this... do you?!! :mad: i say fuck the "gaynism" but LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE!!! hah,.. is it rolling again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NoirAbattoir Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 That was utterly captivating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elctmist Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Wow, this is nearly as good as the "strung out" riff from Elvis Presley. "Freaks that take your luggage up to room." http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=831 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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