Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Because I was just shaving my crotchal area with a straight razor (really, it's the only way to get it real smooth so it doesn't chafe when I'm pole-dancing) and I think I must've cut my femoral artery. Or else I punctured my junk (I can't tell, as my thigh and my junk are about the same size girth-wise). Does anyone have any blood to spare before I bleed out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Speeddemon Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 I have, but shipping a gallon of human blood to the US would be a bitch. I believe A positive is rather rare, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jTreu Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 ewww this puts a NASTY image in my head:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted October 23, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by jTreu ewww this puts a NASTY image in my head:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gethsemane Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 i think i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members univox5138 Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 here ya go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted October 23, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by univox5138 here ya go When I worked at a hospital throughout school, I'd always have to run to the hospital's blood bank and get the bags of blood if we had a patient who needed a transfusion. I decided that if I ever become a vampire, THAT is where I would work. It's quiet, not too closely guarded, and has a room full of free blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members univox5138 Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker When I worked at a hospital throughout school, I'd always have to run to the hospital's blood bank and get the bags of blood if we had a patient who needed a transfusion. I decided that if I ever become a vampire, THAT is where I would work. It's quiet, not too closely guarded, and has a room full of free blood! neat. btw, change your avatar now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaSkip Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 I am A+ for the record...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 O negative, so i'm a universal donor.i donate every 2 months, and i get sweet t-shirts and orange juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jkleeks Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 If you buy me a lovepedal eternity, I will give you half my blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by preservation O negative, so i'm a universal donor. i donate every 2 months, and i get sweet t-shirts and orange juice. Me too, but they won't let me donate because of all my tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Hey Billy, why don't you institute a Dad tax, and draw a pint from your brat each month? That's what kids are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 what does tattoos have to do with it ?i thought it was just if you had one done w/in the past x amount of months.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lowroadrevival Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by preservation what does tattoos have to do with it ?i thought it was just if you had one done w/in the past x amount of months.. Yeah ..past 6 months. I get them done and worked on fairly regularly, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted October 23, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 Originally posted by lowroadrevival Me too, but they won't let me donate because of all my tattoos. They also won't let people donate who have been in prison for, I believe, longer than 72 hours in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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