Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by delorean There once was a girl from MadrasWho adored taking it in the assSo Montag consentedAnd only relentedWhen overpowered by POG GAS. i wish:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted November 15, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 BTW, here's every poem Bukowski ever wrote. Last night, after I finished my fourth bottle of whiskey I pressed my ass on the yellow wall in my kitchen, and rubbed my balls thinking about that girls ass and the way it moves when she walks. Mozart. So I went to a whore. As I {censored}ed her, cockroaches ran across the stiff, sour bedsheets, distracting me. Little pieces of the ceiling kept crumbling down across my back, falling down in to the crack of my ass., as the man upstairs beat his whailing wife with something. By the meaty thwapping sound, I'd say a belt. But maybe not. I've been wrong before. So I gave up. Wiped my dick on her sheets and gave her 20 bucks. That was the last of my drinking money. I'll have to go do another {censored}ing poetry reading for a bunch of pretentious assholes to afford whiskey tomorrow. I spent the rest of the night listening to opera on my radio in an empty bathtub, thinking about that girls ass. Mozart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 BTW, here's every poem Bukowski ever wrote. Last night, after I finished my fourth bottle of whiskey I pressed my ass on the yellow wall in my kitchen, and rubbed my balls thinking about that girls ass and the way it moves when she walks. Mozart. So I went to a whore. As I {censored}ed her, cockroaches ran across the stiff, sour bedsheets, distracting me. Little pieces of the ceiling kept crumbling down across my back, falling down in to the crack of my ass., as the man upstairs beat his whailing wife with something. By the meaty thwapping sound, I'd say a belt. But maybe not. I've been wrong before. So I gave up. Wiped my dick on her sheets and gave her 20 bucks. That was the last of my drinking money. I'll have to go do another {censored}ing poetry reading for a bunch of pretentious assholes to afford whiskey tomorrow. I spent the rest of the night listening to opera on my radio in an empty bathtub, thinking about that girls ass. Mozart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ginnboonmiller Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Montag Honestly, that's about right. Except that it's genius. Picture jcn's poem, but genius, and you basically have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by ginnboonmiller Honestly, that's about right. Except that it's genius. Picture jcn's poem, but genius, and you basically have it. maybe ill sneak him in ahead of hemingway in the schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Devi Ever That's what your Mom said last night when I... ... okay.. I apologize ... I'll stop and go get to work now. devi- when you what? dont leave me in suspense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 what in the hell are you guys talking about? i go and actually work for 6 hours, and i'm left in the dust. JCN - gimme a few minutes, and the pm's will be all clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Montag maybe ill sneak him in ahead of hemingway in the schedule. hemmingway puts me to sleep.actually many authors do after reading bukowski first.( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ginnboonmiller Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Help!I'maRock! what in the hell are you guys talking about? i go and actually work for 6 hours, and i'm left in the dust. JCN - gimme a few minutes, and the pm's will be all clear. Howie, if you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the problem.FIVE PAGES OR BUST!!!I had leftover chicken and mashed potatoes for lunch today. Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thelonius Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I just want to say HelpI'maRock is one cool customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 i just had a turkey sandwich. i have no bananas:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members camillo wong Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I really have nothing to say, other than that AeroMed chopper is really loud.Hi post that serves no purpose other than to make the thread longer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 seinfeld comes on in fifteen minutes. i may have to flood the thread with musings on seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Montag seinfeld comes on in fifteen minutes. i may have to flood the thread with musings on seinfeld. seinfeld in the afternoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Montag i have no bananas:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted November 15, 2005 Author Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 I would just like to say that this is what happens when we can't delete our threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by paulandpaul seinfeld in the afternoon? yeah, two episodes on this channel called "Prime", which is a nostalgia thing. it has an hour of cosby before seinfeld and an hour of MASH afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 I would just like to say that this is what happens when we can't delete our threads. we'll show them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by delorean no, didnt you hear? they had no bananas. *continues crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 I would just like to say that this is what happens when we can't delete our threads. i thought that this was what happened when we've talked about all the pedals humanly possible to talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Help!I'maRock! i thought that this was what happened when we've talked about all the pedals humanly possible to talk about. or that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 delorean is the causer of confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Montag Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 mind blowing cosby moment: rudy as mrs griswald saying "you have...NOTHING!" my soul is crushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted November 15, 2005 Members Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Montag delorean is the causer of confusion. = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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