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My Bloody Valentine Reunion!!!


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My Bloody Valentine really happened in 1984. I took my 16 year old sweetheart out to a very fancy Valentine dinner at some revolving restaurant (I was 17) and got her drunk; went to Stanley Park to do it in the back of the ole Datsun 710 wagon; mid coitus there was a huge splurging sound and my mid section was covered in a bloody mess. :(

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Originally posted by jonny guitar

My Bloody Valentine really happened in 1984. I took my 16 year old sweetheart out to a very fancy Valentine dinner at some revolving restaurant (I was 17) and got her drunk; went to Stanley Park to do it in the back of the ole Datsun 710 wagon; mid coitus there was a huge splurging sound and my mid section was covered in a bloody mess.
:(



Hey, asshole! That was my sister!

(Anyway, Stanley Park in the night has seen worse, I can tell you that.)
:eek:

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